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- John Cena woke up from a coma John Cena: Where am I?
Nurse: ICU
John Cena: No you don't. - I left my husband after he changed his name to "John Cena". I just couldn't see him anymore.
- John Cena wakes up in the hospital... He asked the nurse, "Where am I?"
The nurse replied, "ICU."
He looks at her and says, "No you can't..." - My girlfriend is the daughter of arya stark and John cena She has no name and you can't see her
- John Cena gets knocked out during a wrestling match 3 hours later he wakes up in a hospital
John: (slowly) Where am I?
Nurse: I. C. U
John: No you can't!! - All this talk about John Cena I have heard so much about how much of a 'hard man' John Cena is! Honestly if he's so hard, why doesn't he come smash my head on this keyboarddhjfiefkejfjl
- John Cena wakes up in a hospital John Cena wakes up in a hospital after a 6-month coma
John:"Where...where am I?"
Nurse:"ICU Sir"
John:"No...no you cannot" - John Cena wakes up in a hospital.... John : where am I?
Nurse: ICU
John : no you don't. - When i went to ask mom for gym money Me:Mom give me some money for the gym.
Mom:Will you become John Cena after going to gym?
Me:Am I becoming Einstein by going to school? - What the difference between John Cena and the Vietnamese? I don't know. I can't find either of them.
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- Nikke Bella is divorcing John Cena Supposedly, she couldn't see him.
- My girlfriend is like John Cena I can't see her :(
- John Cena wakes up from a coma. JC: Where am I?
Nurse: ICU.
JC: No you don't. - Chuck Norris... ...CAN see John Cena
- Why does John Cena take COVID19 seriously? Because he doesn't want to go to the ICU.
- John Cena Guys, I think I figured out how to post something without a title
- What does John Cena wash his hair with? Champ who?
- What do you call John Cena in camouflage? Redundant
- John Cena and Nikki Bella broke up. She just couldn't see him anymore.
- I walked into John Cena taking a shower I think I've Cena nuff
- What do you call 75 year old John Cena? John Cenile.
- John Cena wakes up in a Hostipal* JC- Where am I?
Doctor- ICU
JC- No you can't. - My girlfriend must think that I'm John Cena. She told me she's not seeing me anymore.
- I ran over a kid in a John Cena shirt but in my defense, i couldn't see him
- How are an anti vaccine baby's 5th birthday and John Cena related? They will never see it
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Q: What did the nurse say to John Cena? A: ICU.
Good news everyone! I've found another person who's voice you can hear in your head when reading one single phrase....
AND HIS NAME IS JOHN CENA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Why will John Cena never have kids?
Because he always pulls out at the last second
We all know what this means
🎺🎺🎺🎺
It's just 4 trumpets!
Or ITS JOHN CENA
🎺🎺🎺🎺
Sorry.
What would people call an old John Cena?
John Senile
Why does John Cena always take awhile to feel better when he's sick?
Because the Doctor can never see him.
How do you say dinner in spanish?
JOHN CENA
Austim is a lie fabricated by the illuminati and used to promote John Cena
What do ghosts dress up as for Halloween?
As John Cena because you can't see them.
How does John Cena's Italian father call him in for dinner?
John! Cena!
(sorry, lame language joke)
John Cena turns to a blind man..
And says,
"You can't see me"
What's John Cena's favourite part of the sunset?
The CENAry
Have you seen John anywhere?
No, but I've Cena guy just like him.
What did little John Cena say to his primary school teacher when she gave him his report card?
You can't C me!
How was Fred born?
When his mom couldn't see John Cena coming.
When does John Cena get scared?
When John CENA ghost!
What part of the hospital does John Cena hate the most?
the ICU
What is a Roman wrestlers favorite meal?
JOHN CENA
Apparently John Cena is going to miss 6-9 months of wrestling.
Now you really can't see him.
What Does John Cena Look Like?
Trick Question, No One Has Seen John Cena.
If God is all seeing
Does that mean he can see John Cena?
John Cena wakes up in the hospital
He has no idea what is going on.
A nurse walks into his room and he asks, "Where am I?"
She responded, "ICU."
He said,"No you don't."
Who's a traffic wardens least favorite wrestling champion?
~~The Undertaker~~ JOHN CENA!
Why does John Cena set his alarm at 1:59?
So he can kick out at 2.
John Cena pay-per-view matches don't sell anymore in the UK.
Because when John Cena visits UK, EU can't see him.
*Ba dum tss*
John Cena develops Alzheimers...
Now he's John Senile
So John cena wakes up from a coma...
He asks the doctor "where am I?"
The doctor says "ICU"
And John cena says "no you don't"
Have you seen the new interview of John Cena?
Yeah me neither..........
I am trying to find my selfie image in iPhone 7
Until I remember I took that one with John Cena.
How loud is John Cena?
#xDb
If John Cena was on this sub...
He would have some strong punchlines
John Cena would be a great voice actor
because we can't see him
Here is how you can tell John Cena is kicked out of Hogwarts.
He abuses the invisibility spell.
If John Cena stars in a cooking show,what would it be called?
Snackdown Live
When someone asks why you don't have muscles
"My muscles are just like John Cena. You can't see me"
What is john cena's middle name?
Can't
John Cena is staying at hotel and orders a drink
to room 222
What's the difference between John Cena and an amoeba?
You can see an amoeba under a microscope.
Why do you have to email John Cena directly?
You can't CC him.
I want my belly to be john cena
So you can't see it.
What happens when John Cena starts to get forgetful?
He becomes John Senile
did any one see john cena's boxing debut
Why not give the military John Cena costumes to wear
No one would see them.
John Cena as Duke Nukem?
I just can't see him in that role.
Doctor: So I've been told there's a problem with the eyesight?
John Cena: Yeah. You can't see me.
What show did John Cena and his pregnant wife make an appearance on?
I Didn't Know I was Pregnant
Nikki Bella and John Cena have decided to split up.
Sources say it's because Nikki couldn't see herself with him anymore.
John Cena will appear in the 'text' box.
Why was John Cena getting worried for his mom?
Because he hadn't Cena in a while.
So John Cena and Arya Stark walk into a bar...
*crickets*
My friends are like John Cena
You can't see them
Roses are red violets are blue
Thanos would try to erase John Cena but he'll kick out a two.
What's the most surprising thing about sleeping with John Cena?
You can't see him coming.
What do you call a queue with John Cena, The Rock and Macho Man in it?
A *punch*line.
Some friends of mine told me there was a queue to be in a boxing match with John Cena but I called b**....
There's no punchline.
What do you call a midget with acromegaly?
John Cena
What would John Cena's Mexican wrestling name be?
John Beena
Did you know that..
John Cena, John Desayuno, John Almuerzo are long lost brothers ?
How did Gordan Ramsey like the steak John Cena served him
It was f**...' RAW
Got really embarrassed when I 'John Cena'd' when I was with my girlfriend last night...
I came out of nowhere.
Congratulations to John Cena
for his job hosting the Oscars last night. Really on his way to the A list now
A VPN, John Cena and Flint, Michigan walk into a bar...
Goverment: I can't see you
What do John Cena and 4th of July fireworks in Alaska have in common?
Can't see 'em.
you can't see John Cena because
john see nah
John's girlfriend went missing
I guess nobody Cena
