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Allegedly John Adams
In my many years, I have come to the conclusion that one useless man is a shame, two is a law firm, and three or more is a congress
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2 drunk guys are walking home
Two drunk guys, John and Adam were walking hime from a long day at the pub. The two spot a pile of cow s**... in front of them.
John says, "Is that a pile of cow s**...?"
Adam says, "That's just a pile of mud, idiot. Want me to prove it to you?"
John agrees, and Adam goes over to the pile of s**... and tastes it, the m**....
Adam exclaims, "Holy s**...! It IS cow s**...!"
John, with his high intelligence, goes over too and also has a taste.
"I told you it was cow s**..., good thing we didn't step on it."
What do you call a party featuring John Adams, Alexander Hamilton and co as guests?
A feds era list party.
Adam: Where did the milk go?
John: It went pasteurised.
John was at Sunday School. This particular lesson, they were teaching how God created everything, including human beings.
Little John listened intently as they explained how Eve was created out of one of Adam's ribs.
Later in the week his mother noticed him lying as though he was ill, and asked: John what is the matter, are you feeling okay?
Little John responded: I have a pain in my side. I think I'm going to have a wife!
John Quincy Adams is playing a card game
......Andrew a Jack.
Baseball in Heaven
Two kids, Adam and John, absolutely love playing baseball. They play every day of their lives until years down the road Adam and John are now two old men who sit in the park feeding the birds and watching kids play baseball. One week later John passes away. Adam is sitting at the park alone when he hears Johns voice.
John -- Psst, Adam, its John.
Adam -- John buddy I miss ya! Hows heaven?
John -- Its great! But there is good news and bad news. What do you want to hear first?
Adam -- The good news.
John -- There's baseball in heaven!
Adam -- That's great! What's the bad news?
John -- You're pitching next Monday.
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