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Johann Sebastian Bach finds a time machine...
Johann Sebastian Bach finds a finds machine and comes to present time. He walks into a bar and finds a beautiful woman and introduces himself. He asks to buy her a drink, and she says okay, sure. When he gets to the bar he tells the bartender that he actually doesn't have any American money. The woman hears him and scoffs, I knew I shouldn't have talked to your Baroque a**....
Was Johann Sebastian Bach wealthy?
No, he was baroque.
Whom did the German philosopher quote when his friend dipped his hand in boiling oil?
Johann Gottfried
Today I learned that Johann Sebastian Bach had to perform at weddings to make ends meet...
Turns out he was pretty baroque after all.
Today I learned that johann Sebastian Bach was a big time gambler...
It got so bad that he went baroque.
Sorry...
Why did Johann Sebastian only go to college for 2 years?
He only needed an elor's degree.
TIL Johann Travlossky once stopped a moving freight train with his bare hands
He was the engineer
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