The Best 6 Johan Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Johan jokes. There are some johan shane jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these johan students puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Johan Jokes and Puns

Johann Sebastian Bach finds a time machine...

Johann Sebastian Bach finds a finds machine and comes to present time. He walks into a bar and finds a beautiful woman and introduces himself. He asks to buy her a drink, and she says okay, sure. When he gets to the bar he tells the bartender that he actually doesn't have any American money. The woman hears him and scoffs, I knew I shouldn't have talked to your Baroque ass.

Was Johann Sebastian Bach wealthy?

No, he was baroque.

Why did Johann Sebastian only go to college for 2 years?

He only needed an elor's degree.

Why wasn't Johann Sebastian Bach able to go out and party with Beethoven and Mozart?

Because he was too baroque.

Austria, mid-1950s

Once upon a time in an Austrian elementary school, the children were preparing for the school play. This year it was about classical musicians. The teacher asked some students who they'd like to portray in the production. Hans wanted to be Mozart, Johan wanted to be Beethoven, and Karl wanted to be Brahms. When little Arnold was asked, he replied "I'll be Bach!"

Why won't Jonas Bjerre, Johan Wohlert nor Silas Utke Graae JΓΈrgensen use guitars?

Because guitars make music.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the johan wealthy jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working johan musicians piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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