Amusing & Witty Jog Jokes for Laughter-Filled Fun
Every morning at breakfast for the past 6 months, I announce loudly to my family that I'm going for a jog, and then I don't.
It's my longest running joke of the year.
In 2017, i didn't jog. In 2018 i didn't jog. In 2019 i didn't jog. In 2020 i didn't jog.
This is a running joke
Ever since the pandemic started, every morning I proudly announce to my family that I'm going for a jog and then I don't...
It's my longest running joke of the year so far...
The year is 2018 and I don't jog. The year is 2019 and I don't jog. The year is 2020 and I still don't jog.
This is a running joke.
2010: Didn't jog.
2011: Didn't jog.
2012: Didn't jog.
2013: Didn't jog.
2014: Didn't jog.
2015: Didn't jog.
2016: Didn't jog.
2017: Didn't jog.
2018: Didn't jog.
2019: Didn't jog.
2020: Didn't jog.
2021: Didn't jog.
2022: Still haven't jogged.
This is a running joke.
Jogging
2014 Didn't jog
2015 Didn't jog
2016 Didn't jog
2017 Didn't jog
2018 Didn't jog
2019 Didn't jog
2020 Still not jogging
This is a running joke.
Jack was very fat and his wife was worried about him, so she made him see the doctor...
The doctor weighed him and said, "You must lose 30 kg. Eat only fruits and vegetables and jog 5 km a day for the next 100 days. Then give me a call and tell me how much you weigh."
Jack went home and did what the doctor told him. 100 days later, Jack called the doctor.
"Jack here. You will be happy to know that I have lost 30 kg."
"Excellent," said the doctor.
"There is just one problem," Jack said. "I am 500 km from home!"
2013: Didn't jog - 2014: Didn't jog - 2015: Didn't jog - 2016: Didn't jog - 2017: Didn't jog - 2018: Didn't jog - 2019: Didn't jog - 2020: Still haven't jogged
This is a running joke.
Prank Caller- Hello! is your refrigerator running??
Me- No, but the dishwasher is..
Prank Caller- Huh???
Me- Yeah my wife's out on a jog...
Every morning when I jog I reflect on my life and I want to throw up.
It's a running gag.
I went to the gym this morning and hopped on the treadmill
People started giving me funny looks, though, so I decided I'd better jog instead.
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I'm so out of shape
I can't even jog my memory!
How come you never see stoners jog?
It's hard on their joints.
Did you hear about the woman whose boyfriend picked her up to 69 and then decided to jog at the same time?
It was a bit of a running gag.
Every time I go for a Jog I get hit by the same bike
It's a vicious cycle
Every morning, I jog around my block 15 times...
Then I pick up the block, and put it back in the toy box.
I like going for a jog at night
The fear of getting murdered really helps my stamina.
Jogging
Guy 1: The doctor told me I had to jog 5 mile per day to save my marriage.
Guy 2: Did it work?
Guy 1: No, one day I only jogged 3 miles, came home and caught the doctor with my wife.
If you can't remember something
Go for a run, and it'll jog your memory
Husband: Oh the weather is lovely today. Shall we go out for a quick jog?
Wife: Hahaha, I love the way you pronounce 'Shall we go out and have a cake'!
Bill Clinton is out on his morning jog...
and he sees a h**.... As he passes her he says, "Twenty bucks?"
"No way," she answers.
The following morning Bill is jogging with Hillary. They pass the same h**... on the street and she says, "See what you get for twenty bucks?"
Why did Zeus shut off the gas when a goddess was out for a jog?
Because Demeter was running
Trump and Obama are taking a jog...
Trump and Obama are taking a jog around the White House. When they finish, they look at the time on their stopwatches.
"Phew, just under 10 minutes!" Says Obama.
Trump says - "shame, Bush managed to do 9:11"
Sprint should rename their company
To slow jog
Went out for a jog today
Thought I heard someone clapping for me. Turns out it was just my fat thighs.
Another Hot Day
Two friends walk into a bar after a jog around the lake. The first of the two goes up to the bar tender and asks "Bar tender! May I have a bottle of H20?" And then the bar tender slides over a bottle of H2O that he then enjoyed. The next man asks "Bar tender! May I have a bottle of H20 too?" He died.
Might wake up early and go for a jog.
Might also win the lottery... odds are about the same.
Research has shown that laughing
For 2 minutes is just as healthy as a 20 minute jog. So now I'm sitting in the park laughing at all the joggers.
After 4 years of no s**... I decided to go for a jog in flip flops
Mostly just to remind me of the sound.
I haven't had s**... in so long,
I just went for a jog in my flip flops to remember the sound.
I was taking a final exam when...
I completely forgot all the concepts, so I asked my teacher what to do.
You can go outside for a run. It might jog your memory a bit.
Best Husband wise joke
Husband(Rahul): Oh the weather is lovely today. Shall we go out for a quick jog?
Wife (Swati): Hahaha, I love the way you pronounce 'Shall we go out and have a cake'!
