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Why is King Joffrey like a mattress?

Two twins make a King.

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If Joffrey Baratheon was anymore i**......

he'd be a sandwich.

What does a sandwich filling share in common with Joffrey Lannister?

They are both in bread.

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How does Joffrey like his ham?

i**....

How many Dornishmen does it take to shoe a horse?

Nine. One to do the shoeing, and eight to lift the horse up.
> Joffrey Lainnster, A song of ice and fire.

What do you call Joffrey Baratheon when he's really baked?

In-bread

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