The Best 7 Joffrey Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Joffrey jokes. There are some joffrey stalemate jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these joffrey croissant puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Joffrey Jokes and Puns

Why is King Joffrey like a mattress?

Two twins make a King.

If Joffrey Baratheon was anymore inbred...

he'd be a sandwich.

What does a sandwich filling share in common with Joffrey Lannister?

They are both in bread.

How does Joffrey like his ham?


How many Dornishmen does it take to shoe a horse?

Nine. One to do the shoeing, and eight to lift the horse up.

> Joffrey Lainnster, A song of ice and fire.

Suppose you wanted to make a King Joffrey sandwich...

... why would you bother? He's already in-bred.

What do you call Joffrey Baratheon when he's really baked?


Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the joffrey nutcracker jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working joffrey pita piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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