The Best 23 Joel Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Joel jokes. There are some joel eric jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these joel joel osteens puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Joel Jokes and Puns

Two rednecks are talking about their sex lives.

"Ma first time was with ma sister and ma cousin!" Billy Joel Cletus exclaims proudly. "What?! Yer first time was a threesome?" Bobby Floyd-Wilson asks. "Nope," says Billy.

Billy Joel's house has burned down. apparently due to a faulty game console.

Investigators say the fire was caused by a faulty game console. However, Mr Joel has claimed that Wii didn't start the fire.

What did Haley Joel Osment find at the top of Mt. Everest?

Icy Dead People

Joel joke, What did Haley Joel Osment find at the top of Mt. Everest?

What did Haley Joel Osment find on Mount Everest?

Icy dead people.

What did Hailey Joel Osmont say when climbing mt everest?

Icy dead people


Joel Osteen, God and Satan walk into a bar

Never mind, the bars closed because Joel Osteen got a Four million dollar bailout and the bar didn't.

People who process expired passports are so lazy

they're always cutting corners.

(Joel Dommett)

Joel joke, People who process expired passports are so lazy

Joel Osteen is converting more people each day to followers.

The people are flooding in.

If Billy Joel made a Christmas movie, what would it be called?

Miracle On 52nd Street

Joel Osteen is actually interested in using his arena-sized megachurch as a shelter...

...Oh wait. You're not a tax? Never mind.

What does Haley Joel Osment call white walkers from Game of Thrones?

Icy dead people

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Billy Joel was hospitalized last week.

He had a heart attack ack ack ack ack ack. You oughtta know by now.

Billy Joel always liked flowers on his piano

But on his organ he preferred tulips

Why does haley joel osment always smell like cologne?

He wears six scents

Why did Billy Joel get acquitted?

Because he didn't start the fire.

I bought my dad a golf kit for Father's Day

His name is Joel...

Joel joke, I bought my dad a golf kit for Father's Day

Name, Occupation.

Donald Trump, President.
Stormy Daniels, Pornstar.
Osama bin Laden, ex-Terrorist.
Convicted Rapist, Brock Turner.
Joel Osteen - Televangelist

Billy Joel walks into a bar.

The barman says 'Bill, I believe this is killing me.' As the smile ran away from his face.

Joel Osteen may not be the best preacher...

but he is certainly not a false profit


Sequel to Joel Osteen's book "Become A Better You" is in the works...

I've heard it's titled "Become A Wetter You".

Why does Chris O'Donnell not wear shoes?

Because it reminds him of Joel Schumacher, the man responsible for raping his career.

What did Jack Black, Billy Joel, and Adam Sandler get for Christmas?

Nothing, they are Jewish.

What did Benji and Joel Madden say when they met the new royal baby?

Good Charlotte.

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