The Best 35 Joe Biden Jokes

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Top 10 Funniest Joe Biden Jokes and Puns

Pope Francis, Donald Trump, Joe Biden, and a little boy are crossing the Atlantic on an airplane when the engines fail.

They find three parachutes.

Donald Trump grabs the first parachute and jumps out of the plane saying, The world needs a great person like me!

Joe Biden grabs a parachute and says, I need to help make choices for our world , so he jumps off the plane. 

At this point, the Pope and the little boy are on the plane. 

The Pope says to the boy, take the last parachute, I am too old and I'm going to die soon one day.  

Actually there are two left. Donald Trump took my backpack.

Boxers or Briefs, Mr. President?

In 1992 while being interviewed by MTV, Bill Clinton was asked if he wore boxers or briefs? Clinton replied, "Boxers"

In 2008 US magazine asked Obama, "Boxers or briefs"? Obama declined to answer the question.

Last week AARP asked Joe Biden, "Boxers or briefs"? Biden responded, "Depends".

If Joe Biden's wife is called the First Lady, then what do you call his mother?

Joe mama

Joe Biden joke, If Joe Biden's wife is called the First Lady, then what do you call his mother?

President Joe Biden announced that he would give a free bottle of Bud Light to anyone who got a vaccine.

Not to be outdone, the next day, the President Obrador of Mexico announced that he would give a bottle of Corona to anyone who got a vaccine.

The day after, the President Higgins of Ireland announced that he'd be giving out free bottles of water.

Biden and Obrador were confused and gave the Irish President a Zoom call. "We kinda expected you to give out free Guiness, being from Ireland and all"

The Irish President replied: "Well, if you guys aren't giving out beer, then neither am I."

Joe Biden is not my president!!

At least not till January which won't come soon enough.


Barack Obama is having a race with Joe Biden around the white house.

After finishing the race Obama says "Whew, just under 10 minutes. Did I break the record?"

Biden replies "No, Bush did 9:11."

What's Obama say to Biden when he leaves the room after a argument?

Good bi-den

Joe Biden joke, What's Obama say to Biden when he leaves the room after a argument?

What is the difference between a Joe Biden speech and a Donald Trump speech?

When Biden is speaking you wonder if he's had a stroke.

When Trump is speaking you wonder if you've had a stroke.

While Donald Trump is out there, causing a fuss, what is his opponent doing?

He is just waiting around like an average Joe, Biden his time.

Joe Biden called a press conference, to discuss his meeting with Vladimir Putin…

The good news, is that Mr Putin told me that he wants peace.

After everyone cheered and clapped in relief, he added the bad news…

A piece of Crimea, a piece of Ukraine, a piece of Finland…

I hope Joe Biden will run for president in 2020

Because when he announces it he's able to say that he's been Biden his time.....

I'm sorry

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If Joe Biden's wife is called the First Lady, then what will his mother be called?

Joe mama.

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Jill and Joe Biden go to a steakhouse for dinner. Jill says, I will have the petite filet medium rare with a baked potato with sour cream and butter. The waiter asks, What about your vegetable? Jill replies, Oh, he will have the same.

What do you call Joe Biden's mom

Joe mama

What's the best thing about being Joe Biden?

Waking up every day and learning that you're the president.

What do Joe Biden and trans people have in common?

Republicans want to block their transition

Joe Biden joke, What do Joe Biden and trans people have in common?

A cold snap across the United States has seen Texas dealing with temperatures as low as -18

The demand for electricity has led to blackouts across the state, causing some people to go without Fox News for so long, they've stopped blaming the weather on Joe Biden.

It's 2021, and President Joe Biden is told he needs to assemble a cabinet

Coming back from IKEA, he realizes he's greatly misunderstood the task

Joe Biden had a meeting with the cabinet today

He also spoke to the bookcase and argued with the desk.


Donald Trump and Joe Biden are on a plane heading straight towards a volcano. Who survives?

The United States of America.

What's the difference between Joe Biden and Donald Trump?

When Joe Biden speaks, you wonder if he's had a stroke.

When Donald Trump speaks, you wonder if you've had a stroke.

How will Joe and Jill Biden spend thanksgiving with proper social distancing?

Biden selves.

Why does joe Biden use a Mac?

Because apparently he doesn't want you to have windows.

My conservative grandmother used to be a big Trump supporter, but this year her mail-in ballot was cast for Joe Biden.

No way would she have done that if she were still alive.

When Joe Biden becomes president

The white house will be forbiden.

Hillary Clinton, Bernie Sanders, Joe Biden, and Donald Trump are all on a sinking ship. Who gets saved?

America.

I think it was totally disrespectful for Joe Biden to call the President of the United States a clown.

As a clown, I'm extremely offended

Joe Biden and Kamala Harris go out for a morning run together

Kamala finishes in just under twelve minutes and Joe is already waiting for her at the finish line.

"How'd you do?" she asks him.

"I finished in 10 minutes and 46 seconds. That's got to be a new record among Presidents, right?"

"No" Kamala replies. "Bush did 9:11."

Joe Biden just turned 78,

but on the 20th of Jan, he'll be 46.

Why doesn't Joe Biden visit children with cancer in hospitals?

Because he can't sniff their hair.

Biden and Trump are at the same barber shop

Biden and Trump are at the same barber shop. As they sat there, each one being worked on by a different barber, not one word was spoken. When the barbers finished shaving, the barber that had Trump reached for the aftershave. Trump quickly stopped him saying: No thanks, Melania will smell that and think I've been in a brothel. The second barber turned to Biden and said, How about you, Mr. Biden? Joe replied, Go ahead, Jill doesn't know what the inside of a brothel smells like.

What's the most progressive thing about Joe Biden?

His dementia

Joe Biden walks into a bar and sees a pretty, young blonde chick.

He sits down next to her and says "So, do I come here often?"

An American and a Russian are arguing about which country has more freedom.

The American says, I can walk right up to the White House and shout 'Down with Joe Biden!' and nothing bad will happen to me.

The Russian replies, Guess what? I can walk in front of Kremlin and shout 'Down with Joe Biden!' and nothing will happen to me either.

What do you call it when President Obama

What do you call it when President Obama and Joe Biden talk shop over a nice dinner?

A government man-date.

Boom. I'll be here all night.

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