Job Titles Jokes
16 job titles jokes and hilarious job titles puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about job titles that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Short job titles jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The job titles humour may include short titles jokes also.
- You know, garbage man as a job title is a little sexist and outdated. We should call them garbage people instead.
- My son finally landed a position as a software engineer. He proudly told me that his new job title will be Java Developer. I didn't have the heart to tell him that means he'll be making the coffee.
- People will get really angry if you don't refer to their proper job title. My son's hairdresser didn't like being called a child groomer.
- What's the job title of a philosophy student who's making cappuccinos and lattes in a cafe Baristotel
- Job offered: joined the exciting field of TSA Title: TSA inspections officer
Location: Florida
Starting date: Immediately
Pay: Eventually - My job title is "Thermal Generation Engineer for Recumbent Structural Apparatus." I keep a chair warm.
- My cousin is a hydro-technician. Cleaning those golf carts gives him a lot of time to come up with better job titles.
- My friend and I can't agree on what his job title at the rabbit farm actually is, he calls himself a processor while I say he is a butcher... ... Either way, he is just splitting hares.
- If Indiana Jones was a new-born Christian what would he change his job title to? Arkeologist.
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Job Titles One Liners
Which job titles one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with job titles? I can suggest the ones about job searching and job application.
- What's the most vague job title in the army? A general
- Why did the debater hate their job title? Because he was a master debater
Job Titles Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about job titles you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean teaching job jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make job titles pranks.
I got a job assisting a fledgling orchestra with their day to day activities and helping to organize upcoming shows...
My official title is Band Aide.
(I thought of this in the shower, so it's definitely not funny)
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Life hacks from Secretary Stalin, don't dress for the job you want. Use the job you have to create a totalitarian dictatorship to crush your enemies.
*this joke exists because I found out Stalin's title during his reign was Secretary. During the power struggles his opponents wanted to give him a menial job to side line him. But he realized he controlled who got invitations to meeting, what was on the agenda, and when they should happen. Leading to his total d**... of the communist party as a dictator.
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An employee is getting to know her new co-workers when the topic of her last job comes up.
Why did you leave that job? asked one co-worker. It was something my boss said, she replied.
What did he say? the co-worker quizzed.
You're fired.