The Best 3 Job Seeker Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Job Seeker jokes. There are some job seeker jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these job seeker puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Job Seeker Jokes and Puns

James Bond hits upon hard times and finds himself facing a job seeker interview...

James Bond hits upon hard times and finds himself facing a job seeker interview,

"Well Mr Bond we have two positions we can offer you, one is giving lectures to children on the benefits of a career in military intelligence, and the other is in the fabric staining department of a yarn mill. "

"Do you expect me to talk? "

"No, Mr Bond, I expect you to dye. "

I went to Yale

Interviewer: how do you explain the three year gaps in your resume?

Job Seeker: ahh, that was when I went to yale

Interviewer: woww amazing, you are hired!

Job Seeker: yayy I got a yob!!!

Gilding the lily is a job seeker's birthright.

Here are a few doozies, where the applicant claimed:

- to be a former CEO of the company to which he was applying.

- to be fluent in two languagesโ€”one of which was pig Latin.

- to be a Nobel Prize winner.

- to have worked in a jail when he was really in there serving time.

- he was fired "on accident."

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the job seeker jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working job seeker piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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