Job Hunting Jokes
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A soldier was given the job of hunting for buffalo...
To help him, he hired a Native American scout.
The two of them set off on their journey to find buffalo.
After riding awhile, the scout gets off his horse, puts his ear to the ground and says "Hmmm, buffalo come."
The soldier scans the area with his binoculars, but sees nothing.
He is confused and says to the scout, "I do not see anything, how do you know buffalo come?"
The scout replies, "Ear sticky".
An architect, a lawyer, and a hunter were sitting at a bar.
The three men were having a debate about whose job was the oldest.
"Obviously it's my job," bragged the hunter. "Cavemen got their food by hunting, which makes my job older than civilization."
"Yes," the architect replied, "but if you read the Bible, it says God created the universe out of darkness and chaos. This technically makes God the architect of the universe."
The lawyer simply smirked. "True, but who do you think invented darkness and chaos?"
A hunter was asked what he did for a living, and he responds that he "hunts tigers in Africa."
When it's pointed out that there are no tigers in Africa, he replies "that's because I do my job".
Two guys are chatting
When the topic of jobs comes up.
Man 1: "What do you do for a living?"
Man 2: "I hunt down and kill zombies."
Man 1: "That's crazy! Zombies don't exist!"
Man 2: "Have you ever seen a zombie?"
Man 2: "No..."
Man 1: "You're welcome."
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What do job hunting and incels have in common?
They both expect years of experience from a first timer.
My friend always introduces his job to girls at bar as : "I hunt bloodsucking vampires for a living."
He works at pest control.
Job hunting joke
When you apply to 100 jobs in one day and the next day get only one email asking for an interview. I imagine thanos in the corner saying all that for a drop of blood
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Mama whale and Papa whale ...
... swim and look upon sailors coming towards them. The sailors are on small boats and have their spear in hand.
Papa whale says to mama whale:
-"They're hunting us, we should make bubbles and tip them over."
The mama whale agrees. They dive underneath the ships and blow so many bubbles that the ships capsize and the sailors fall into the water, but they still have their spears in their hands. Papa whale is still weary.
He says to mama whale:
-"We should eat them".
Mama whale says:
-"Listen, I agreed to the b**..., but I'm not swallowing s**...."
Timbuktu
A Harvard grad and an Agricultural grad are competing for a bank job. The bank president is equally impressed with both candidates so he comes up with with a test to see how they think on there feet. He tells both candidates to write a poem using a word he will give them in 3 minutes to complete the task. Both candidates agree. The presidents say the word is "timbuktu". Go!!!
The Harvard grad starts writing immediately and finishes in a minutes while the Aggie has not written anything down. The president tells him time is half over just write something down. The Aggie frantically writes something and finishes just in time.
Since the Harvard grad finished first he will read his first and it went something like this.
Basting is the desert sun, Camels lined two by two, Destination timbuktu.
Impressed the president reads the Aggies.
A hunting Tim and I went, Spotted three lovelies in a tent, With the morning dew, I buck one and, Tim buck two
Aggie gets the job is you are worried about that.
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