Joaquin Jokes

Funniest Joaquin Short Jokes

Short joaquin jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The joaquin humour may include short oncoming jokes also.

1. The new Joker went to see a doctor for his mental health, but didn't make an appointment. It was a Joaquin.
2. Hurricane Joaquin This Category 3 Storm is likely to hit the Eastern US this week.
   Good news for Arizona residents: you will not be affected by Joaquin, Phoenix.
3. Did you hear that the Great Flying Phoenix decided to get his wings clipped? Now he just goes by Joaquin Phoenix.
4. One day Joaquin Phoenix will be bitten by a zombie... ...and he will be called the Joaquin Dead
5. I saw that actor from "Walk the line" in the snow yesterday. He was Joaquin in a winter wonderland.
6. If I ever meet Joaquin Phoenix in person, I plan to shake his hand, and when he offers me a greeting, say, "You must be joking".
7. I've had rain boots sitting in my dorm since college started. I never thought I'd need them. As it turns out, these boots are made for Joaquin.
8. Joaquin What kind of name is Joaquin?
   It's not Russian

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Joaquin One Liners

Which joaquin one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with joaquin? I can suggest the ones about ska and dodge.

1. What do you call a Mexican guy who's car broke down? Joaquin
2. What do you call a phoenix with a broken wing? Joaquin Phoenix.
3. If Joker and Harley Quinn have a son. The name is Joaquin.
4. If we drown in this upcoming hurricane, would that make us... ...the Joaquin Dead?
5. What does Joaquin Phoenix say when a car almost hits him? ''Hey! I'm Joaquin here!''
6. What do you call a firebird without a ride home? A Joaquin Phoenix
7. What do you call a flightless bird? Joaquin Phoenix.
8. What's the most tragic case of flightless bird? Joaquin Phoenix.
9. The hurricane coming in is called Joaquin. When it leaves, does it Joaqout?
10. What do you call a person killed by Hurricane Joaquin? The Joaquin Dead.
11. I hope this Hurricane is a Joaquin the park ;)
12. A hurricane is going to hit the east coast? Are you Joaquin?
13. How did "El Chapo" escape prison? Joaquin.
14. What do you call Joaquin Phoenix being chased by a dog? Running Phoenix
15. What did the doctors office say to the hurricane? Sorry, we don't take any Joaquins

Uproarious Joaquin Jokes to Share with Friends

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