Joan Rivers Jokes

Funniest Joan Rivers Short Jokes

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1. No joke will ever be too soon for Joan Rivers thread. Joan Rivers died doing what she loved to do best. Surgery.
2. In a touching tribute to Joan Rivers, Target today announced that it would print funny little anecdotes on all of their shopping bags. Just so plastic can make us laugh one more time.
3. What would Joan Rivers be doing if she was alive right now?! Scratching at the inside of her coffin.
   Courtesy of my dad.
4. The great thing about Joan Rivers is No matter who digs her up in a thousand years time, she'll always look surprised to see them.
5. Joan Rivers is just like Soldier Field... She used to be a National Historical Landmark before all of the modifications.
6. Did you guys hear about Joan Rivers? The mortuary got $32 at the recycling center for her body.
7. The next batch of women who get plastic surgery Will have a stamp on their paperwork that shows they made with 33% recycled Joan Rivers.
8. I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw... that my bath toys were a toaster and a radio.
   RIP Joan Rivers.
9. Shares of MRF limited, the worlds largest plastic producer, went up 4.6% today On the news that Joan Rivers will be recycled
10. The maggots won't even eat dead Joan Rivers Because we all know thats cannibalism
    R.I.P Joan

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Joan Rivers One Liners

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1. Who has the easiest job in the world right now? Joan Rivers' embalmer.
2. Q. What do Robin Williams and Joan Rivers want for Christmas? A. Betty White.
3. Joan Rivers was not available for cremation... They had to recycle her instead.
4. Why does it smell like burnt plastic? They just started Joan Rivers cremation.
   RIP
5. Farewell to the last original piece of Joan Rivers... her soul
6. If Joan Rivers rises from the ashes.... Will she be Rivers Phoenix?
7. Why did Joan Rivers go into the hospital? To get to the other side.
   Too soon?
8. I heard there was a roast of Joan Rivers She wanted to be cremated.
9. Joan Rivers had so many facelifts That the ended up with a goatee
10. What did Joan Rivers say to God when she arrived? Get a new robe!
11. So, Joan Rivers just died, and... ... she's scheduled for more plastic surgery next week.

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