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Funniest Jk Rowling Short Jokes

Short jk rowling jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The jk rowling humour may include short harry potter jokes also.

1. Professor X to JK Rowling: Professor X: "What's your power?"
   JK Rowling: "I can rewrite the past of fictional characters."
   Gay Professor X: "Interesting."
2. Why did the cannibal have a medieval peasant and JK Rowling over for dinner? They wanted to eat serf and terf.
3. Breaking Celebrity News! Academy Award winning Actor, Simmons, and children's book Author, Rowling, eloped earlier today. JK
4. The inventor of the Oxford Comma has died. Tributes have been lead by JK Rowling, his wife and the Queen of England.
5. How did Harry Potter get to the bottom of the hill? He went flying down the hill. JK, Rowling.
6. You think Harry Potter is better than LOTR Tolkien must be Rowling in his grave...
   JK i don't want to offend any fans
7. How did Harry Potter get down the hill? Walking.
   
   Jk. Rowling.
   
   Sorry if repost, I just saw it on my Facebook and laughed really hard.

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Jk Rowling One Liners

Which jk rowling one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with jk rowling? I can suggest the ones about potter and harry potter spells.

1. How did Harry Potter get down the mountain? Running!... JK, Rowling.
2. How did Harry Potter get down the hill? Running!
   JK.... Rowling
3. BREAKING: Harry Potter series was ghostwritten JK, Rowling wrote it.
4. What is Harry Potter's preferred way to go down a hill? Sliding.
   jk
   Rowling.
5. Q :How did Harry Potter get down the hill?
   A: Walking......Jk,Rowling
6. My favorite english writer is Dickens JK Rowling
7. JK Rowling and JK Simmons are getting married! jk
8. I once saw Harry Potter fall down a hill Jk, he was Rowling
9. Q :How did Harry Potter get down the hill?
   A: Walking......Jk,Rowling
10. Harry Potter fell down a hill JK Rowling
11. The new Fantastic Beasts movie is just terrible. jk. rowling!
12. JK Rowling , author of the Harry Potter series has died this morning of a heart attack Jk
13. How does the author of harry potter descend a mountain? On foot, how else?
    JK Rowling
14. Who is the favorite author of someone addicted to ecstasy? Steven King. JK Rowling.

Cheerful Fun Jk Rowling Jokes to Brighten Your Day with Humor and Joy

What funny jokes about jk rowling you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean harry potter spell jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make jk rowling pranks.