The Best 4 Jizzed Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Jizzed jokes. There are some jizzed peepee jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these jizzed cumshot puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Jizzed Jokes and Puns

That pie smells so good I jizzed in my pants...

I guess you could say I came to my senses.

Saw my friend JC with a squinty eye and asked him what happened..

He said he was having a really bad day coz he accidentally jizzed himself in the eye while jerking off.

Basically he said "I came, eye sore."

I concurred.

Last night I finally jizzed in a condom for the first time!

unfortunetly I was just practicing getting it on.

Have you ever heard of a guy who jizzed in beer?

He came once in a blue moon

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the jizzed drool jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working jizzed ejaculation piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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