Jiu Jitsu Jokes
29 jiu jitsu jokes and hilarious jiu jitsu puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about jiu jitsu that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Jiu Jitsu Short Jokes
Short jiu jitsu jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The jiu jitsu humour may include short judo jokes also.
- My son walked in on me and my wife "wrestling" on the bed. We call it "wrestling" because he can't pronounce jiu-jitsu.
- I'd never want to fight an Israeli... From what I hear, they are all trained in the arts of Jiu Jitsu.
- Thought this up at work, prolly not funny, whatcha call it when a jew with Jiu-Jitsu skills fights you? Jewhitsyou.
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Jiu Jitsu One Liners
Which jiu jitsu one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with jiu jitsu? I can suggest the ones about martial arts and karate.
- What do you call a rabbi who knows karate? Jiu Jitsu
- I might be the greatest jiu jitsu practitioner who ever lived ... ... in my condo unit.
- What do you call a Judaic dojo that is into black magic? A Jew Juju jiu jitsu parlor
- I swear, if I hear another Gi / No Gi Jiu Jitsu Discussion ... Im going to choke someone.
- I don't think I'm good at jiu jitsu Even my waiver got submitted
- My crush recently got a black belt in Jiu-Jitsu He doesn't notice me anymore...
- Kung Fu is a lot better than Jiu Jitsu One Kung Furer killed 6 million Jew Jitsues
- What did the Jiu-Jitsu master say to the Aikido master? 'I got your back.'
- What is the famous martial art of Israel? Jiu-Jitsu
- What type of Martial Arts does Jesus know? Jiu Jitsu.
- I know Jiu-Jitsu, s**..., Judo, Aikido and lots of other scary words.
Jiu Jitsu Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about jiu jitsu you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean martial artist jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make jiu jitsu pranks.
I hear that if you draw a really good portrait of Jason Segel you will instantly be proficient in Karate, Taekwondo, and Jiu Jitsu
I think it has something to do with becoming a master Marshall artist
An old cowboy is sitting at a bar next to a young Japanese man
An old cowboy is sitting at a bar next to a young Japanese man.
The cowboy turns to the Japanese man, scowling and grunts "Hey kid, do you know King Fu or Jiu Jitsu or somewhat?
Severely offended the Japanese man says, "Just because I'm 'Oriental' doesn't mean I know Martial Arts."
The cowboy stands up and says, "No it's 'cause you're drink'in my beer."
-Credit goes to my grandpa
There is a jiu jitsu competition to see who can break the largest board with their fist. The judge asks all competitors to stand behind the first contestant, but no one listens.
There is no punch line.
A Brazilian Jiu Jitsu teacher and black belt told his Purple belt employee,
"We're going to have a match. If you can avoid being submitted for 10 minutes, I'll award you a black belt and I'll give you a raise. If I can get you in a chokehold and you can't escape, I'm going to fire you."
The employee agreed, and they started the match. Five minutes in, the teacher locked in a chokehold, and was waiting to see if his employee could get out. The employee struggled and struggled and eventually started to turn blue.
The teacher said, finally, "I'm going to have to let you go."