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41 jitsu jokes and hilarious jitsu puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about jitsu that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Do you have a sensei who loves to make jokes? Whether it's inside the dojo or outside, this article has some of the funniest jiu jitsu jokes to tell your friends and family. Read on for some of the best jiu jitsu-related jokes that are sure to make you laugh.

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Funniest Jitsu Short Jokes

Short jitsu jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The jitsu humour may include short competitors jokes also.

  1. My son walked in on me and my wife "wrestling" on the bed. We call it "wrestling" because he can't pronounce jiu-jitsu.
  2. Guys can we please begin calling Krav maga "Jew Jitsu?" I'm pretty serious about this but I don't know where to post it.
  3. What do you call a Judaic dojo that is into black magic? A Jew Juju jiu jitsu parlor
  4. I swear, if I hear another Gi / No Gi Jiu Jitsu Discussion ... Im going to choke someone.
  5. What sport takes place at a synagogue? Jew-Jitsu
  6. What is hitlers favorite sport? JEW-Jitsu
  7. I'd never want to fight an Israeli... From what I hear, they are all trained in the arts of Jiu Jitsu.
  8. I don't think I'm good at jiu jitsu Even my waiver got submitted
  9. what martial arts did Jesus practice? ..Jew Jitsu
  10. What's the most popular form of martial arts in Israel? Jew-jitsu

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Jitsu One Liners

Which jitsu one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with jitsu? I can suggest the ones about punch and jiu jitsu.

  1. Which is the most kosher martial art? Jew jitsu
  2. What's a rabbi's favorite martial art? Jew-jitsu.
  3. What is Israel's most popular sport ? Jew-jitsu
  4. What do you call a rabbi who knows karate? Jiu Jitsu
  5. What do you call two rabbis fighting? Jew-jitsu
  6. What kind of martial art does a Rabbi use? Jew-Jitsu
  7. What do you call a documentary on religious ninjas? Jew Jitsu
  8. On the night of his betrayal, how did Jesus defend himself? Jew-Jitsu
  9. What kind of combat training do the recruits in the Israeli army receive? Jew-Jitsu.
  10. What form of martial arts do hebrews practice? Jew-jitsu
  11. What do you call a Jewish person learning self defense? Jew Jitsu
  12. I might be the greatest jiu jitsu practitioner who ever lived ... ... in my condo unit.
  13. What self-defense class would Jesus take? Jew-Jitsu
  14. What is Israel's favorite martial art? Jew-Jitsu
  15. What type of martial arts do they practice in Israel? Jew jitsu

Jiu Jitsu Jokes

Here is a list of funny jiu jitsu jokes and even better jiu jitsu puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Thought this up at work, prolly not funny, whatcha call it when a jew with Jiu-Jitsu skills fights you? Jewhitsyou.
  • My crush recently got a black belt in Jiu-Jitsu He doesn't notice me anymore...
  • Kung Fu is a lot better than Jiu Jitsu One Kung Furer killed 6 million Jew Jitsues
  • What did the Jiu-Jitsu master say to the Aikido master? 'I got your back.'
  • What is the famous martial art of Israel? Jiu-Jitsu
  • What type of Martial Arts does Jesus know? Jiu Jitsu.
  • I know Jiu-Jitsu, s**..., Judo, Aikido and lots of other scary words.
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Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about jitsu can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of jitsu puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

Silly & Ridiculous Jitsu Jokes to Spread Joy & Laughter

What funny jokes about jitsu you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean break jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make jitsu prank.

What was h**...'s Least Favorite Martial Arts?

Jew Jitsu

The reason the n**... never conquered Brazil

Because they all knew jew jitsu

I hear that if you draw a really good portrait of Jason Segel you will instantly be proficient in Karate, Taekwondo, and Jiu Jitsu

I think it has something to do with becoming a master Marshall artist

An old cowboy is sitting at a bar next to a young Japanese man

An old cowboy is sitting at a bar next to a young Japanese man.
The cowboy turns to the Japanese man, scowling and grunts "Hey kid, do you know King Fu or Jiu Jitsu or somewhat?
Severely offended the Japanese man says, "Just because I'm 'Oriental' doesn't mean I know Martial Arts."
The cowboy stands up and says, "No it's 'cause you're drink'in my beer."
-Credit goes to my grandpa

How did holocaust survivors fight back the n**...?

Through the art of Jew Jitsu

What kind of karate do Rabbis know?

Jew Jitsu.

Why did h**... never learn to fight?

Cuz jew jitsu is inferior

Jitsu joke, Why did h**... never learn to fight?

Jokes are a form of humor that often involves clever wordplay, puns or unexpected twists in a story. These are usually short narratives or anecdotes crafted with the intent of amusing its audience by ending in an unexpected or humorous punchline. Jokes are a universal form of entertainment that people of all ages like adults, teens, kids and toddlers can enjoy. JokoJokes' FAQ section has answers to questions you may have!

The impact of these jitsu jokes can be both social and psychological. They can help to ease tensions, create bonds between people, and even improve overall mental health. The success of a joke often relies on the delivery, timing, and audience. Jokes can be used in various settings, from social gatherings to professional presentations, and are often employed to lighten the mood or enhance a story.