Jingle Jokes

Funniest Jingle Short Jokes

Short jingle jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The jingle humour may include short jolly jokes also.

1. Santa Jingle… He's making a list.
   He's checking it twice.
   Gonna find out who's naughty or nice.
   Santa Claus is in violation of the General Data Protection Regulation (EU) 2016/679
2. Around this time of the year, I start carrying around a stone with me to throw at people who are singing Christmas songs already. It's my jingle bell rock.
3. What do "Jingle Bells" sung by Mike Tyson and a green and red g-string have in common? They're both Christmith Thongs.
4. I always carry a stone with me that I use to throw at people who play Christmas music in October. I call it my Jingle Bell Rock.
5. If Sam McCringle can mingle with a single bag of Pringles in the time it takes to sing a single jingle, with how many Pringles did Sam McCringle mingle? none... Pringles come in cans
6. So last year I started a tradition, I carry a pebble and throw it at anyone who sings Christmas songs before December.... I call it my Jingle Bell Rock.
7. Did you guys hear about the elf who got tangled up in sleigh bells on his way back to Santa's workshop? They said he jingled all the way.
8. I saw a commercial for the Pink Panther's new Extermination business The jingle was pretty catchy;
   "dead ants.. dead ants..
   dead ants, dead ants, dead ants, dead ants, dead aaaaaants.."
9. Why did Capitalist Santa give all his presents to the rich? He wanted jingle down economics to take place
10. What is Samsung PR team's Christmas jingle you ask? The phone we gave you is frightful,
    But the fire is so delightful ;
    And since we have no replace to go,
    Let it blow! Let it blow! Let it blow!

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Jingle One Liners

Which jingle one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with jingle? I can suggest the ones about chimes and ringing.

1. Is your name jingle bells? Because you look like you go all the way
2. What beats jingle bell scissors? Jingle bell rock
3. Want to know Quasimodo's favorite Christmas song? Jingle bells!
4. If you jingle my bells, I will promise you a white Christmas.
5. I got my music career started with a Christmas album Now I only write jingles
6. Which bounty hunter specializes in tracking elves? Jingle Fett
7. What do you call a girl who can f**... to the tune of Jingle Bells? Carol

Jingle Bells Jokes

Here is a list of funny jingle bells jokes and even better jingle bells puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Chris Rock and Drake Bell should make a Christmas special together, about making a song for a product... ...and call it "Jingle Bell Rock."
• I was walking down the road with my wife, when suddenly I heard jingle bells in the air I look up and said,
  Looks like reindeer!
  And my wife pulled out an umbrella.

Cheerful Jingle Jokes for Unforgettable Laughter with Friends!

What funny jokes about jingle you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean bells ringing jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make jingle pranks.