The Best 17 Jingle Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Jingle jokes. There are some jingle commercials jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these jingle mingle puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Jingle Jokes and Puns

Around this time of the year, I start carrying around a stone with me to throw at people who are singing Christmas songs already.

It's my jingle bell rock.

Is your name jingle bells?

Because you look like you go all the way

What do "Jingle Bells" sung by Mike Tyson and a green and red g-string have in common?

They're both Christmith Thongs.

I always carry a stone with me that I use to throw at people who play Christmas music in October.

I call it my Jingle Bell Rock.

If Sam McCringle can mingle with a single bag of Pringles in the time it takes to sing a single jingle, with how many Pringles did Sam McCringle mingle?

none... Pringles come in cans

So last year I started a tradition, I carry a pebble and throw it at anyone who sings Christmas songs before December....

I call it my Jingle Bell Rock.

911 - A Parody Of Jingle Bells

Dashing through the snow, on a pair of broken skis
Over the hills we go, crashing into trees!
The snow is turning red, I think I might be dead,
I woke up in the hospital with stitches in my head, oh!
9-1-1, 9-1-1, Santa Claus is dead!
Rudolph took a .44 and shot him in the head, oh!
Barbie Doll, Barbie Doll, tried to save his life,
But G.I. Joe from Mexico stabbed him with a knife!

Jingle joke, 911 - A Parody Of Jingle Bells

A fiery demon, clad in sleigh bells, entered the chamber.

Gandalf immediately froze in fear. It was what he had feared since entering Moria.

With each horrific step, the bells jangled damnation.

That's the jingle bell, muttered Gandalf.


That's the jingle bell.


That's the jingle Balrog.

Why did Capitalist Santa give all his presents to the rich?

He wanted jingle down economics to take place

What beats jingle bell scissors?

Jingle bell rock

If you jingle my bells,

I will promise you a white Christmas.

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What is Samsung PR team's Christmas jingle you ask?

The phone we gave you is frightful,

But the fire is so delightful ;

And since we have no replace to go,

Let it blow! Let it blow! Let it blow!

Morris dancer about town

There's a man wandering the streets creeping up on people and attaching jingle bells to them, police are on the case as they say there's no reason for the public to be alarmed

Chris Rock and Drake Bell should make a Christmas special together, about making a song for a product...

...and call it "Jingle Bell Rock."

I was walking down the road with my wife, when suddenly I heard jingle bells in the air

I look up and said,

Looks like reindeer!

And my wife pulled out an umbrella.

What do you call a girl who can fart to the tune of Jingle Bells?


Jingle joke, What do you call a girl who can fart to the tune of Jingle Bells?

Which bounty hunter specializes in tracking elves?

Jingle Fett

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