Jingle Bells Jokes
21 jingle bells jokes and hilarious jingle bells puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about jingle bells that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Jingle Bells Short Jokes
Short jingle bells jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The jingle bells humour may include short jingle jokes also.
- Around this time of the year, I start carrying around a stone with me to throw at people who are singing Christmas songs already. It's my jingle bell rock.
- What do "Jingle Bells" sung by Mike Tyson and a green and red g-string have in common? They're both Christmith Thongs.
- I always carry a stone with me that I use to throw at people who play Christmas music in October. I call it my Jingle Bell Rock.
- So last year I started a tradition, I carry a pebble and throw it at anyone who sings Christmas songs before December.... I call it my Jingle Bell Rock.
- Did you guys hear about the elf who got tangled up in sleigh bells on his way back to Santa's workshop? They said he jingled all the way.
- Chris Rock and Drake Bell should make a Christmas special together, about making a song for a product... ...and call it "Jingle Bell Rock."
- I was walking down the road with my wife, when suddenly I heard jingle bells in the air I look up and said,
Looks like reindeer!
And my wife pulled out an umbrella.
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Jingle Bells One Liners
Which jingle bells one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with jingle bells? I can suggest the ones about bells ringing and bells.
- Is your name jingle bells? Because you look like you go all the way
- What beats jingle bell scissors? Jingle bell rock
- Want to know Quasimodo's favorite Christmas song? Jingle bells!
- If you jingle my bells, I will promise you a white Christmas.
- What do you call a girl who can f**... to the tune of Jingle Bells? Carol
Comical Puns & Laughs: Enjoy Fun, Witty Jingle Bells Jokes with Friends.
What funny jokes about jingle bells you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean chimes jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make jingle bells pranks.
911 - A Parody Of Jingle Bells
Dashing through the snow, on a pair of broken skis
Over the hills we go, crashing into trees!
The snow is turning red, I think I might be dead,
I woke up in the hospital with stitches in my head, oh!
9-1-1, 9-1-1, Santa Claus is dead!
Rudolph took a .44 and shot him in the head, oh!
Barbie Doll, Barbie Doll, tried to save his life,
But G.I. Joe from Mexico stabbed him with a knife!
A fiery d**..., clad in sleigh bells, entered the chamber.
Gandalf immediately froze in fear. It was what he had feared since entering Moria.
With each horrific step, the bells jangled d**....
That's the jingle bell, muttered Gandalf.
Step.
That's the jingle bell.
Step.
That's the jingle Balrog.
The holidays are the most frightening time of the year for me.
I was a little dyslexic as a kid, and when I was a teen I started dabbling in the dark arts.
I think I sold my soul to Santa.
Every year when the jingle bells start ringing, I get nervous. It could be the elves coming for me.
Morris dancer about town
There's a man wandering the streets creeping up on people and attaching jingle bells to them, police are on the case as they say there's no reason for the public to be alarmed