The Best 9 Jimmy Savile Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Jimmy Savile jokes. There are some jimmy savile conway jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

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Top 10 of the Funniest Jimmy Savile Jokes and Puns

I wish everyone would stop criticising Jimmy Savile.

When I was 9, he fixed it for me to milk a cow blindfolded.

What's the difference between Jimmy Savile and a greyhound.

The Greyhound waits for the hair to appear first.

Why didn't Jimmy Savile want to be a Muslim?

He didn't need to die in order to get his hands on 72 virgins.

I think i'm going to be famous!

I met Jimmy Savile when I was young and I think he rubbed off on me!

I would talk about Jimmy Savile...

But it's a touchy subject.


Jimmy Savile was once captured by the Scooby-Doo gang

He would have gotten away with it too if it weren't for meddlin' those kids!

Margret Thatcher says "I'm going to screw every miner in Britain"

Jimmy Savile replies "I already did"

When I was a child recovering from acute appendicitis, Sir Jimmy Savile came to visit me in the hospital...

I was touched.

Jimmy Savile was such a hypocrite...

advertising British Rail trains when all the time he was riding Virgins.

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