Jimmy Savil Jokes

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1. I wish everyone would stop criticising Jimmy savile. When I was 9, he fixed it for me to milk a cow blindfolded.
2. What's the difference between jimmy savile and a greyhound. The Greyhound waits for the hair to appear first.
   
3. Gary Glitter; rolf Harris and Jimmy Savile walk into a Irish bar and the bar man says: not yewtree again . Boom boom.
4. Why didn't Jimmy Savile want to be a Muslim? He didn't need to die in order to get his hands on 72 virgins.
5. I think i'm going to be famous! I met Jimmy Savile when I was young and I think he rubbed off on me!
6. When I was a child recovering from acute appendicitis, Sir Jimmy Savile came to visit me in the hospital... I was touched.
7. Jimmy Savile was such a hypocrite... advertising British Rail trains when all the time he was riding Virgins.
8. Margret Thatcher says "I'm going to screw every miner in Britain" Jimmy Savile replies "I already did"
9. Jimmy Savile was once captured by the s**...-Doo gang He would have gotten away with it too if it weren't for meddlin' those kids!

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Jimmy Savil One Liners

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1. I would talk about Jimmy Savile... But it's a touchy subject.
2. What do Michael Jackson and Jimmy Savile have in common? they touched some many lives
3. 
   It's about time they chose a new Pope
   
   Jimmy Savile died ages ago!

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