Jimmy Jokes

Funniest Jimmy Short Jokes

Short jimmy jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The jimmy humour may include short jim carrey jokes also.

1. What's the difference between me and Jimmy Fallon? I can get through a Jimmy Fallon sketch without laughing.
2. I went to school with a very tall guy named Jimmy Glasscock. You could always see him coming.
3. When he was growing up, everybody laughed when Jimmy Fallon said he wanted to be a comedian... Nobody's laughing now.
4. Jimmy, the electrician's son was grounded by his parents... I heard his parents say he had no potential
5. I saw that show, "50 Things To Do Before You Die"... I would have thought the most obvious one was "shout for help"
   ~ *Jimmy Carr*
6. A police officer told me once: "We'll never forget 9/11". I said: "Of course you won't, it's your phone number!"
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   \- Jimmy Carr
7. My wife insisted that I list every woman I'd ever been with... so I started with the woman I lost my virginity to, all the way up to her. And that is where I should have stopped.
   ~Jimmy Carr
8. What Africa Really needs If only Africa had more mosquito nets
   Then every year we could save millions
   Of mosquitos from dying needless from aids
   \- Jimmy Carr
9. What's older Jimmy, the sun or the moon? Jimmy: Well duh, the moon; because it's allowed to go out at night.
10. I went to donate a kidney once.. I went in to donate a kidney once
    but when I arrived at the hospital they asked me where I'd got it from
    -Jimmy Carr

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Jimmy One Liners

Which jimmy one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with jimmy? I can suggest the ones about billy and little timmy.

1. What is Jimmy McGill's favorite cut of meat? Chuck roast.
2. Jimmy Kimmel should have floyd mayweather read mean tweets after the fight Oh wait
3. How does Jimmy season his world before eating it? It just takes some thyme
4. "Jimmy, I think you have a brake fluid problem." "No I don't! I can stop anytime I want!"
5. Who hosts the Late Night Show in North Korea? Jimmy Kim-il
6. Why didn't Jimmy want to work at the bakery? It had a high turnover rate.
7. Why was Jimmy so excited to go to Clown College? He got a fool scholarship.
8. Amelia Earhart and Jimmy Hoffa walk into a bar. [ERROR 404: NOT FOUND]
9. Jimmy was blowing bubbles in the bathtub... then Bubbles got up and left.
10. People hate it when I tell a joke about their name It really Russels their Jimmies
11. What do you call someone with an annoying laugh? Jimmy Fallon
12. The new Nightingale hospital in Glasgow has been renamed. ICU Jimmy
13. Why did a pregnant lady walk into Jimmy Johns? They promised freaky fast delivery
14. I would talk about Jimmy savile... But it's a touchy subject.
15. What do you get if you scrape off all of Tammy Faye Bakker's makeup? Jimmy Hoffa

Little Jimmy Jokes

Here is a list of funny little jimmy jokes and even better little jimmy puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Why did little Jimmy drop his ice cream? He forgot to look both ways before crossing the street
• The teacher asks little Jimmy... Teacher:- "Jimmy, if you had five sweeties and little Mohammad asked you for one, how many sweeties would you have?"
  Jimmy:- "Five"
• Little Jimmy had a nice day. That's it.
  Give the kid a break.
• I've had Jimmy Eat World stck in my head the past couple days... It'll leave on it's own. It just takes a little time sometimes.
• Why did little Jimmy break open his computer? It said that it had 20 cookies in it.
• What does little Jimmy and the oak tree in the backyard have in common? They were both a nut once
• Where was little Jimmy when the bomb blew up? Everywhere.
• The little Jack to his mom : Mommy, I'm fed up with sleeping with Jimmy !
  Don't tell that again, you know we can afford funerals for him !
• Little Jimmy was eating ketchup I caught him red handed
• Little Jimmy was quite thirsty but now he is no more. Cause little jimmy mixed up H2O with H2SO4

Jimmy Carr Jokes

Here is a list of funny jimmy carr jokes and even better jimmy carr puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• I was in a relationship with a blind girl... It was hard because it took me so long to get her husband's voice just right.
  ^by ^Jimmy ^Carr
• Say what you like about the make-a-wish foundation. But they can work to a deadline. - Jimmy Carr
• Russians are sending peacekeepers into Ukraine. They're saying, " You see this piece of land? We're keeping it."
  - Jimmy Carr
• From Jimmy Carr Backseat drivers are always the same, why are we driving into the woods! Let me out! .
• Jimmy Carr says this is the oldest joke he found for a book on humor A man sits down in the barbers chair, the barber says "how would you like your hair cut?" the man says "in silence"
• I read about a Catholic priest that exposed himself So the church defrocked him.
  - Jimmy Carr
• My favourite two word joke. Dwarf
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• When comedian Jimmy Carr was told by an obese women "I think you're fatist," he responded, "No. I think you're fattest."
• If Sean Lock was a Hollywood actor... ... He'd be Robert Frowny Jr.
  - Jimmy Carr
• When a man sleeps with a lot of women.... ....he's called a stud. When a woman sleeps with a lot of men, she's called your mum.
  -Another gem by Jimmy Carr

Jimmy Carter Jokes

Here is a list of funny jimmy carter jokes and even better jimmy carter puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• What do Jimmy Carter and the Long Island Railroad have in common? They both pull out of Roslyn every morning at 8:15.
• The most surprising moment in the inauguration Jimmy Carter is still alive
• What does Ronald Reagan have that Jimmy Carter doesn't? A widow.
• If Jimmy Carter and Jimmy Buffet teamed up for a Charity... It should be called 'Habitat For You Manatees ' .
• How does Jimmy Carter heal his wounds by looking at them?
• Why can't Jimmy Carter accurately predict a population mean? He has a crisis of confidence.

Jimmy Fallon Jokes

Here is a list of funny jimmy fallon jokes and even better jimmy fallon puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• A new survey found that 80% of men claim they help cook Thanksgiving dinner. Which makes sense, when you hear they consider saying 'that smells good' to be helping.
• I want to find a girl who makes me laugh like, everyone makes Jimmy Fallon laugh.
• Why don't Ethiopians watch jimmy Fallon's late night show? Because it's after dinner.
• If Jimmy fallon is arrested he will be charged with... Felony
• You're not completely useless... You can be used as a bad example.
  *Heard Collin Farrell say this to Jimmy Fallon and laughed haha*
• Today i got slapped really hard Now i know what Jimmy Fallon's table goes thru every interview
• What do you call a talk show host who tripped on a rock and broke his wiener? Fall-on, Jimmy.
• If laughter is the best medicine, Jimmy Fallon doesn't need health insurance.

Cheeky Jimmy Jokes to Experience Good Cheer & Frivolity

What funny jokes about jimmy you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean little tommy jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make jimmy pranks.