The Best 6 Jimmy Carter Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Jimmy Carter jokes. There are some jimmy carter anderson jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these jimmy carter hendrix puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Jimmy Carter Jokes and Puns

How do you cure aids?

You put it into world leaders.

Note - This is an old joke I've heard when I was a kid, but seeing how Jimmy Carter was cured by a drug that was just released recently, it feels like a sad reality.

What do Jimmy Carter and the Long Island Railroad have in common?

They both pull out of Roslyn every morning at 8:15.

The most surprising moment in the inauguration

Jimmy Carter is still alive

What does Ronald Reagan have that Jimmy Carter doesn't?

A widow.

If Jimmy Carter and Jimmy Buffet teamed up for a Charity...

It should be called 'Habitat For You Manatees ' .


How does Jimmy Carter heal his wounds by looking at them?

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We suggest to use only working jimmy carter webb piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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