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17 jimi jokes and hilarious jimi puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about jimi that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Popular Jimi Short Jokes

Short jimi jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The jimi humour may include short johnny jokes also.

  1. Whilst in the pub my friend asked me to name just 3 qatar players? I said George Harrison, Eric Clapton and Jimi Hendrix
  2. What did the guitar student say when his teacher gave him advice on how to sound more like Jimi Hendrix? "Thanks, I appreciate the feedback."
  3. What would Jimi Hendrix be doing today if he was still alive? Trying to get out of his grave.
  4. Jimi Hendrix's hairstyle attracted many women like moth to flame. It was like an Afrodisiac.
  5. What did Jimi Hendrix say when he was thrown into prison? There must be some kinda way outta here.
  6. They say Jimi Hendrix was so good at playing guitar he could play in his sleep too bad he wasn't that good at throwing up
  7. What were the last words Jimi Hendrix said before he died? *S'cuse me, while I kiss the sky...*
  8. What does Margaret Thatcher and jimi saville have in common? They both went down on miners...

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Jimi One Liners

Which jimi one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with jimi? I can suggest the ones about watchtower and prince.

  1. I'm going to see Jimi Hendrix perform next week! At least, that's what my doctor told me…
  2. TIL Jimi Hendrix didn't die God just wanted guitar lessons
  3. I like my ice cream like I like my classic rock bands. No Jimis.
  4. I'm long, brown, and I love bowls. Jimi Hendrix.

Jimi joke, I'm long, brown, and I love bowls.

Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about jimi can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of jimi puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

Laughter Jimi Jokes for Everyone for Fun and Frivolity

What funny jokes about jimi you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean jimi hendrix jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make jimi prank.

A bass player dies and goes to h**...

when he gets there, he's surprised to find Keith Moon immediately greeting him.
Hey man, you've gotta join our band. We've got Jimi Hendrix and Stevie Ray Vaughn on guitar, and Im on drums
the bassist looks confused and says wait, this is h**... right? that sounds awesome!
well satan's got a girlfriend who sings

Chris Cornell dies and goes to heaven…

St. Peter: It is probably a bit disorienting, but there are a lot of people here you will want to meet.
Chris: Like who?
St. Peter: Well, right over there are Janis, Jimi, Kurt, Prince, and David Bowie for starters.
Chris: Oh no, is that Bono over there with them? I didn't know that Bono was dead.
St. Peter: No, no, that's not Bono, that's god, he just thinks he's Bono.

I ran into a 19 year old hipster who's favorite musician was Jimi Hendrix...

It was so strange to see a hipster who liked older music, so I had to ask, What about his music did you like so much?
I just love underground artists he replied.

Two cowboys

were riding along when one of them sees something in the distance. He looks through his binoculars and says to his travelling partner:
"Hey, Jim! Two indians are riding towards us!"
"Hmmm, are they friends? Or...enemies?
"Well, Jim...I think they are friends. They are riding together..."

A man named Joe came into my store wearing a Jimi Hendrix t-shirt. He started to leave, and I noticed he had some Dubble Bubble he hadn't paid for.

"Hey Joe, where you going with that gum in your hand?"

Jimi joke, They say Jimi Hendrix was so good at playing guitar he could play in his sleep

Jokes are a form of humor that often involves clever wordplay, puns or unexpected twists in a story. These are usually short narratives or anecdotes crafted with the intent of amusing its audience by ending in an unexpected or humorous punchline. Jokes are a universal form of entertainment that people of all ages like adults, teens, kids and toddlers can enjoy. JokoJokes' FAQ section has answers to questions you may have!

The impact of these jimi jokes can be both social and psychological. They can help to ease tensions, create bonds between people, and even improve overall mental health. The success of a joke often relies on the delivery, timing, and audience. Jokes can be used in various settings, from social gatherings to professional presentations, and are often employed to lighten the mood or enhance a story.