Jimi Jokes
17 jimi jokes and hilarious jimi puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about jimi that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Jimi Short Jokes
Short jimi jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The jimi humour may include short johnny jokes also.
- Whilst in the pub my friend asked me to name just 3 qatar players? I said George Harrison, Eric Clapton and Jimi Hendrix
- What did the guitar student say when his teacher gave him advice on how to sound more like Jimi Hendrix? "Thanks, I appreciate the feedback."
- What would Jimi Hendrix be doing today if he was still alive? Trying to get out of his grave.
- Jimi Hendrix's hairstyle attracted many women like moth to flame. It was like an Afrodisiac.
- What did Jimi Hendrix say when he was thrown into prison? There must be some kinda way outta here.
- They say Jimi Hendrix was so good at playing guitar he could play in his sleep too bad he wasn't that good at throwing up
- What were the last words Jimi Hendrix said before he died? *S'cuse me, while I kiss the sky...*
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Jimi One Liners
Which jimi one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with jimi? I can suggest the ones about watchtower and prince.
- I'm going to see Jimi Hendrix perform next week! At least, that's what my doctor told me…
- TIL Jimi Hendrix didn't die God just wanted guitar lessons
- I like my ice cream like I like my classic rock bands. No Jimis.
- I'm long, brown, and I love bowls. Jimi Hendrix.
Laughter Jimi Jokes for Everyone for Fun and Frivolity
What funny jokes about jimi you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean jimi hendrix jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make jimi pranks.
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A bass player dies and goes to h**...
when he gets there, he's surprised to find Keith Moon immediately greeting him.
Hey man, you've gotta join our band. We've got Jimi Hendrix and Stevie Ray Vaughn on guitar, and Im on drums
the bassist looks confused and says wait, this is h**... right? that sounds awesome!
well satan's got a girlfriend who sings
Chris Cornell dies and goes to heaven…
St. Peter: It is probably a bit disorienting, but there are a lot of people here you will want to meet.
Chris: Like who?
St. Peter: Well, right over there are Janis, Jimi, Kurt, Prince, and David Bowie for starters.
Chris: Oh no, is that Bono over there with them? I didn't know that Bono was dead.
St. Peter: No, no, that's not Bono, that's god, he just thinks he's Bono.
I ran into a 19 year old hipster who's favorite musician was Jimi Hendrix...
It was so strange to see a hipster who liked older music, so I had to ask, What about his music did you like so much?
I just love underground artists he replied.
Two cowboys
were riding along when one of them sees something in the distance. He looks through his binoculars and says to his travelling partner:
"Hey, Jim! Two indians are riding towards us!"
"Hmmm, are they friends? Or...enemies?
"Well, Jim...I think they are friends. They are riding together..."
A man named Joe came into my store wearing a Jimi Hendrix t-shirt. He started to leave, and I noticed he had some Dubble Bubble he hadn't paid for.
"Hey Joe, where you going with that gum in your hand?"
