Jimi Hendrix Jokes
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- Whilst in the pub my friend asked me to name just 3 qatar players? I said George Harrison, Eric Clapton and Jimi Hendrix
- What did the guitar student say when his teacher gave him advice on how to sound more like Jimi Hendrix? "Thanks, I appreciate the feedback."
- What would Jimi Hendrix be doing today if he was still alive? Trying to get out of his grave.
- Jimi Hendrix's hairstyle attracted many women like moth to flame. It was like an Afrodisiac.
- What did Jimi Hendrix say when he was thrown into prison? There must be some kinda way outta here.
- They say Jimi Hendrix was so good at playing guitar he could play in his sleep too bad he wasn't that good at throwing up
- What were the last words Jimi Hendrix said before he died? *S'cuse me, while I kiss the sky...*
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Jimi Hendrix One Liners
Which jimi hendrix one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with jimi hendrix? I can suggest the ones about led zeppelin and kurt cobain.
- I'm going to see Jimi Hendrix perform next week! At least, that's what my doctor told me…
- TIL Jimi Hendrix didn't die God just wanted guitar lessons
- I'm long, brown, and I love bowls. Jimi Hendrix.
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What funny jokes about jimi hendrix you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean jimmy jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make jimi hendrix pranks.
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A bass player dies and goes to h**...
when he gets there, he's surprised to find Keith Moon immediately greeting him.
Hey man, you've gotta join our band. We've got Jimi Hendrix and Stevie Ray Vaughn on guitar, and Im on drums
the bassist looks confused and says wait, this is h**... right? that sounds awesome!
well satan's got a girlfriend who sings
I ran into a 19 year old hipster who's favorite musician was Jimi Hendrix...
It was so strange to see a hipster who liked older music, so I had to ask, What about his music did you like so much?
I just love underground artists he replied.
A man named Joe came into my store wearing a Jimi Hendrix t-shirt. He started to leave, and I noticed he had some Dubble Bubble he hadn't paid for.
"Hey Joe, where you going with that gum in your hand?"
A guy walks into a bar with an octopus
A guy walks into a bar with an octopus. He sits the octopus down on a stool and tells everyone in the bar that this is a very talented octopus that can play any instrument in the world. Everyone laughs, so he says he'll bet $50. A guy walks up with a guitar and sits it beside the octopus. The octopus starts playing better than Jimi Hendrix, so the man pays his $50. Another guy walks up with a trumpet, and the octopus plays it better than Dizzy Gillespie. So the man pays his $50. A third guy walks up with bagpipes. He sits them down and the octopus fumbles with it for a minute and sets it down with a confused look. "Ha!" the man says, "Can't you play it?" The octopus looks up at the man and says, "Play it? I'm going to screw it as soon as I get its pajamas off."
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Rock'n'Roll Heaven
Stevie Ray Vaughan dies in his helicopter c**... and goes to heaven. He is escorted by Saint Peter to a special area reserved for famous dead rock musicians. He is very honoured as he sees that he is in the company of Elvis, Jimi Hendrix, Janis Joplin, John Lennon, Buddy Holly and dozens of other famous faces from the history of rock.
Then he spies Bono preening in front of a mirror.
"Hey wait a second," he says, "Bono's not dead!"
Saint Peter replies, "Actually, that's God. He just thinks he's Bono"
Your typical rock band
In my history of Rock and Roll class, chapter 13 focused on the early rock artists post punk era. At the very beginning of the chapter the band King Crimson is briefly mentioned, they seemed to have qualities that later artist would adopt and were quite popular, with songs such as 21 century schizoid boy, I talk to the wind, and In the court of King Crimson (my favorite by the band). However they didn't blow up as much as later rock artists such as Jimi Hendrix, Eric Clapton, and AC/DC. They're more so seen as a footnote of that era because of this. I suppose King Crimson was ahead of their time in that regards, but only by like 10 seconds.