The Best 19 Jim Morrison Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Jim Morrison jokes. There are some jim morrison jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these jim morrison puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Jim Morrison Jokes and Puns

An insolent teenager stomps off to her room...

Teenager: "And another thing - JIM MORRISON SUCKS!"

Dad: "Hey! There'll be no slamming of the Doors in this house!"

A boy and his father are in an argument

Father: "I've had enough of this! Go to your room and don't come back out until you've thought long and hard about what you've done"

Son: "Fine, I didn't want to be here anyways"

Son: *Stomps up stairs*

Son: *Walks into his room, gently closes the door*

Son: "Jim Morrison sucks!"

Father: "What did I tell you about slamming The Doors!?"

A son and his Dad have an intense argument and the son storms off, furious.

Before he gets out of earshot of his father, he yells "Jim Morrison was a terrible singer and an uninspired artist who never did anything worthwhile".

His father cannot believe this insolence, and screams at the top of his lungs "As long as you live in this house, you will never, EVER SLAM THE DOORS"

A dad sends his son to his room

"Go to your room!" Dad exclaimed, frustrated at his son's behavior.

"Jim Morrison is overrated!" yelled the son as he stormed down the hall.

The dad yelled furiously, "What did I tell you about slamming The Doors?!"

A dad and his daughter are having an argument...

The daughter gets really frustrated with the situation, and goes to leave the room. When she reaches the doorway, she turns around and blurts out "AND BY THE WAY, JIM MORRISON WAS OVERRATED!".

Her dad yells back "HEY, WHAT'D I TELL YOU ABOUT SLAMMING THE DOORS".


Dad: Go to your room!

Son: Jim Morrison sucks!

Dad: what did I tell you about slamming The Doors?

A dad and his son get into a big argument one day

DAD: Go to your room right now

SON: *storms off* JIM MORRISON WASN'T EVEN A GOOD VOCALIST

DAD: What have I told you about slamming The Doors!

A daughter is in a fierce argument with her father

The dad is yelling, she's inconsolable and crying. She finally gets sick and tired of it, and storms up to her bedroom.

Before entering, she lashes out at her father "Oh, and more thing: Jim Morrison is a terrible artist!"

The father, filled with rage yells back "Young lady, there will be NO slamming of The Doors in this house!"

An insolent teenager is having an argument with her father

And as she storms off she shouts, "Oh and by the way, Jim Morrison SUCKS!"

The father looks back and responds, "Hey, there will be no slamming of The Doors in my house."

I got into a fight with my father when I told him Jim Morrison wasn't talented.

He forced me to go to my room. I slammed my door behind me, and my dad said, "Don't you ever slam The Doors in my house again!"

Dad: "Go to your room now!"

Child: *storms off* "Jim Morrison was overrated!"
Dad: "What did I tell you about slamming the Doors?!"

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Why did Jim Morrison cross the road?

To break on through to the other side

A man and his daughter get into an intense arguement.

Finally the daughter can take it anymore and storms off to her room shouting "Jim Morrison is over rated" before angrily shutting her bedroom door.

Her father equally as angry yelled back "How many times do I have to tell you? In this house we dont slam The Doors."

Father: You're grounded. Son: Jim Morrison sucked! *storms off to room*

Father: What did I tell you about slamming The Doors!

What is Jim Morrison's favorite time?

Five to one.

What's the difference between a clever midget and an STD?

Well, one of them is a cunning runt...

side note: apparently Jim Morrison of The Doors said this gem at a meeting with some record executives.

What's the difference between Amy Winehouse, Janice Joplin, Jim Morrison, and a bottle of scotch? (OC)

A bottle of scotch can keep beyond 27 years.

Why was the Jim Morrison fan upset?

Because they thought The Doors were opening at 8.

How did Jim Morrison get into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame?

The Doors


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