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Funniest Jim Carrey Short Jokes

Short jim carrey jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The jim carrey humour may include short jimmy carr jokes also.

  1. Did you know that Jim Carrey lost the use of his left hand for a month in 1997? He was all righty then.
  2. Did you hear that Jim Carrey lost his left arm in a horrific accident? I guess that makes him all-righty then.
  3. I refuse to play poker with my friend because he has a tattoo of Jim Carrey from 1994 on his forearm. He's always got an ace up his sleeve.
  4. Tonight I'm planning to watch the movie where Jim Carrey and Jeff Daniels play two math students Numb and Number
  5. My girlfriend told me she enjoys celebrity impressions in bed, tonight I tried Jim Carrey Apparentley "Like a glove" is crossing the line
  6. What do Jim Carrey and Bane have in common? No one cared who they were 'til they put on the mask.
  7. If I was Jim Carrey I wouldn't have "RIP" on my gravestone. I'd have: "Take care now, bye bye then!"
  8. Two cannibals are eating Jim Carrey "How'd we manage to kill him?"
    "Is that suppose to be some kind of riddle?"
  9. Doctor: "I'm afraid it's cancer". Patient: "Yeah, I'm gonna need to get a second opinion from Jim Carrey."
  10. Imagine if Jim Carrey played a really serious h**... in a WWII film. It would be Hitlarious!

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Jim Carrey One Liners

Which jim carrey one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with jim carrey? I can suggest the ones about jimmy carter and jimmy fallon.

  1. Why does Jim Carrey only drink Dr. Pepper? Because the number 23

Heartwarming Jim Carrey Jokes that Make You Laugh

What funny jokes about jim carrey you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean jimmy jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make jim carrey pranks.

I went to a party last night...

..and everyone was watching a movie on the TV. I being introverted, hadn't talked with anyone and was watching movie by myself. When the movie ended, everyone was debating on what to watch next.
I decided to put on the movie I had brought from home. It was pretty funny and had Jim Carrey in it.
Everyone really like it. People started talking to me and thanking me for the movie. No one cared who I was until I put on The Mask.

It's nice to see that celebrities have taken up book writing during the pandemic

One Direction by Kanye West
Guitars by Mel Gibson
Mining by Brad Pitt
Pear Cider by Katy Perry
Ship Building by Tom Cruise
How to Move Things by Jim Carrey
Escape from Prison by Morgan Freeman
American Motors by Harrison Ford
Wild Animals by Will Ferrell