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Funniest Jim Carrey Short Jokes

Short jim carrey jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The jim carrey humour may include short jimmy carr jokes also.

1. Did you know that Jim Carrey lost the use of his left hand for a month in 1997? He was all righty then.
2. Did you hear that Jim Carrey lost his left arm in a horrific accident? I guess that makes him all-righty then.
3. I refuse to play poker with my friend because he has a tattoo of Jim Carrey from 1994 on his forearm. He's always got an ace up his sleeve.
4. Tonight I'm planning to watch the movie where Jim Carrey and Jeff Daniels play two math students Numb and Number
5. My girlfriend told me she enjoys celebrity impressions in bed, tonight I tried Jim Carrey Apparentley "Like a glove" is crossing the line
6. What do Jim Carrey and Bane have in common? No one cared who they were 'til they put on the mask.
7. If I was Jim Carrey I wouldn't have "RIP" on my gravestone. I'd have: "Take care now, bye bye then!"
8. Two cannibals are eating Jim Carrey "How'd we manage to kill him?"
   "Is that suppose to be some kind of riddle?"
9. Doctor: "I'm afraid it's cancer". Patient: "Yeah, I'm gonna need to get a second opinion from Jim Carrey."
10. Imagine if Jim Carrey played a really serious h**... in a WWII film. It would be Hitlarious!

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Jim Carrey One Liners

Which jim carrey one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with jim carrey? I can suggest the ones about jimmy carter and jimmy fallon.

1. Why does Jim Carrey only drink Dr. Pepper? Because the number 23

Heartwarming Jim Carrey Jokes that Make You Laugh

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