The Best 25 Jihadist Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Jihadist jokes. There are some jihadist terrorist jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these jihadist snackbar puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Jihadist Jokes and Puns

What do you call a Jihadist that loves turkey?

A Tryptophanatic

How many Jihadists does it take to change a light bulb?

Allah them.

(I googled several varations and thus far I believe I am the originator)

Why do Jihadist Muslims only drink instant coffee?

'Cause they hate the French press

Jihadist joke, Why do Jihadist Muslims only drink instant coffee?

A Jihadist, a paedophile and a mass murderer walks into a gay bar. What is he doing?

Killing the patrons for being sinful.

I got fired from my job as a jihadist.

I got fired from my job as a jihadist. They told me to blow up a bus, and I burnt my lips on the exaust pipe.


What did the Hawaiian Jihadist say?

Aloha Akbar.

What does the Hawaiian Jihadist say before exploding?

Aloha Akbar

Jihadist joke, What does the Hawaiian Jihadist say before exploding?

I went to see a Jihadist comedian last night...

Some of the audience's sides were splitting and everyone was in stitches, but I thought he bombed on stage.

What did the jihadist do when he forgot to study?

He bombed the exam.

Did you hear about the jihadist birthday party?

It was a blast.

Where do Jihadists get their snacks?

At the Allah hu snackbar.

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One jihadist said to another, "How many infidels do we kill?"

He answered, "Allah them"

What does a baritone jihadist sing?

A low Akbar.

How do you stop a Jihadist drowning ?

Take your foot off his head!

Two jihadists walks into a gay bar....

Needless to say, they had a huge blast

Why did the illiterate jihadist blow up a farm?

He wanted to kill some heat-hens.

Jihadist joke, Why did the illiterate jihadist blow up a farm?

How does a jihadist close a door?

Islams it.

What's a jihadists favourite snack?

Wahabi peanuts

What does a jihadist cow cause?

Udder Chaos!


A spy put laxatives into a jihadist water supply

The results were explosive

What's the difference between a Catholic priests and a jihadist?

One gets the virgins before they die, the other gets them after.

A jihadist tried stand-up comedy.

He bombed.

Where do jihadists go to drink?

The ALLAHU AKBAR!!!!!!!

What's a Jihadist Least Favorite Wine

White Infidel

A jihadist was preparing himself for his mission, when suddenly he's facing the image of his dearly departed comrad

"Ahmad! How is paradise?"

"Abdul, don't go through with the mission, it is not the paradise we were promised!"

"How is that possible? How could that be? Did you get the 72 virgins?"

"Yes, and that's the problem, Abdul... think about what kind of women dies a virgin."

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the jihadist explosive jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working jihadist jihadi piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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