The Best 18 Jihadis Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Jihadis jokes. There are some jihadis fridays jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these jihadis anorexics puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Jihadis Jokes and Puns

Why do Jihadist Muslims only drink instant coffee?

'Cause they hate the French press

How many Jihadists does it take to change a light bulb?

Allah them.

(I googled several varations and thus far I believe I am the originator)

A jihadist was preparing himself for his mission, when suddenly he's facing the image of his dearly departed comrad

"Ahmad! How is paradise?"

"Abdul, don't go through with the mission, it is not the paradise we were promised!"

"How is that possible? How could that be? Did you get the 72 virgins?"

"Yes, and that's the problem, Abdul... think about what kind of women dies a virgin."

Jihadis joke, A jihadist was preparing himself for his mission, when suddenly he's facing the image of his dearly

One jihadist said to another, "How many infidels do we kill?"

He answered, "Allah them"

What's a Jihadist Least Favorite Wine

White Infidel


How does a jihadist close a door?

Islams it.

Where do Jihadists get their snacks?

At the Allah hu snackbar.

Jihadis joke, Where do Jihadists get their snacks?

A jihadist tried stand-up comedy.

He bombed.

What did the jihadist do when he forgot to study?

He bombed the exam.

Two jihadists walks into a gay bar....

Needless to say, they had a huge blast

What does a jihadist cow cause?

Udder Chaos!

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I went to see a Jihadist comedian last night...

Some of the audience's sides were splitting and everyone was in stitches, but I thought he bombed on stage.

Where do jihadists go to drink?

The ALLAHU AKBAR!!!!!!!

A Jihadist, a paedophile and a mass murderer walks into a gay bar. What is he doing?

Killing the patrons for being sinful.

How do Jihadis measure the heat of chemical changes?

With a bomb calorimeter

What's a jihadists favourite snack?

Wahabi peanuts

Jihadis joke, What's a jihadists favourite snack?

Two Jihadis Walked In to a bar

They didn't blow it up.

Why can't anorexics be jihadis?

It would make them look fatwa.

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We suggest to use only working jihadis sicily piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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