The Best 36 Jihadi Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Jihadi jokes. There are some jihadi explosives jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these jihadi mecca puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Jihadi Jokes and Puns

What do Jihadi mermaids wear?

Bombshells.

How many Jihadists does it take to change a light bulb?

Allah them.

(I googled several varations and thus far I believe I am the originator)

Why do Jihadist Muslims only drink instant coffee?

'Cause they hate the French press

Jihadi joke, Why do Jihadist Muslims only drink instant coffee?

A Jihadist, a paedophile and a mass murderer walks into a gay bar. What is he doing?

Killing the patrons for being sinful.

A fly just blew up in my room

I'm scared it might be a Jihadi longlegs


An insect just came into my living room and exploded.

It was a Jihadi long legs

I went to see a Jihadist comedian last night...

Some of the audience's sides were splitting and everyone was in stitches, but I thought he bombed on stage.

Jihadi joke, I went to see a Jihadist comedian last night...

What did the jihadist do when he forgot to study?

He bombed the exam.

Two Jihadis Walked In to a bar

They didn't blow it up.

Jihadi John

Guess he's Jihadi gone now

What do you call a jihadi that owns both a goat and a donkey?

Bisexual.

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Jihadi math university question: Ahmed has 3 lunch boxes. He gives one to Mohammed and another to Hassan.

Calculate the area it will cover after the explosion.

Where do Jihadists get their snacks?

At the Allah hu snackbar.

How much salt does Jihadi John have on his chips?

Just a Daesh.

One jihadist said to another, "How many infidels do we kill?"

He answered, "Allah them"

What do you call an Jihadi Terrorist who just escaped prison?

a free radical..

Jihadi joke, What do you call an Jihadi Terrorist who just escaped prison?

What do you call a terrorist crane fly?

A Jihadi Longlegs

Two jihadists walks into a gay bar....

Needless to say, they had a huge blast

What do you call the score keeper at a jihadi football game?

The Taliman.


What did the overconfident jihadi say in the crowded market?

I'M THE BOMB!

If a mime went jihadi and did a suicide bombing...

Would it be an unspeakable act of terrorism?

How does a jihadist close a door?

Islams it.

What's a jihadists favourite snack?

Wahabi peanuts

What does a jihadist cow cause?

Udder Chaos!

What happened when the young Jihadi student's teacher surprised the class with a pop quiz?

He bombed the test.

I wish Logan paul is a jihadi

I fell for a phone solicitor's scam to "become a Jedi" by traveling thousands of miles to train.

...because after my training in Saudi Arabia, I became a jihadi.

What do you call a Jihadi sex toy?

A blow-up doll.

What's the difference between a Jihadi and a vampire.

The vampire will eventually stop being bloodthirsty.

How do Jihadis measure the heat of chemical changes?

With a bomb calorimeter

What's a terrorist's favourite Star Wars movie?

Return of the Jihadi.

A jihadist tried stand-up comedy.

He bombed.

Where do jihadists go to drink?

The ALLAHU AKBAR!!!!!!!

The mothers of two IS fighters were exchanging kids photos..

One mother said, this is my son as a baby, and this is him growing up, him as a teenager and this is him last year as a man, just before he gave himself up for jihadi.

The other mother says, you know- they blow up so quick.

What's a Jihadist Least Favorite Wine

White Infidel

A jihadist was preparing himself for his mission, when suddenly he's facing the image of his dearly departed comrad

"Ahmad! How is paradise?"

"Abdul, don't go through with the mission, it is not the paradise we were promised!"

"How is that possible? How could that be? Did you get the 72 virgins?"

"Yes, and that's the problem, Abdul... think about what kind of women dies a virgin."

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