The Best 44 Jihad Jokes

Following is our collection of funniest Jihad jokes. There are some jihad muslim jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these jihad extremist puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Funny Jihad Jokes and Puns

Did you hear the one about the Islamic terrorist?

Oh well, guess Jihad to be there

What do Jihadi mermaids wear?


How many Jihadists does it take to change a light bulb?

Allah them.

(I googled several varations and thus far I believe I am the originator)

Jihad joke, How many Jihadists does it take to change a light bulb?

Those Jihad magicians really need to learn new tricks...

I'm tired of watching reporters get sawn in half.

Why do Jihadist Muslims only drink instant coffee?

'Cause they hate the French press

What did one radical muslim say to the other after a successful day of bombings?

Jihad a chance, and you blew it.

A Jihadist, a paedophile and a mass murderer walks into a gay bar. What is he doing?

Killing the patrons for being sinful.

Jihad joke, A Jihadist, a paedophile and a mass murderer walks into a gay bar. What is he doing?

Did you hear about the woman who tried to join ISIS?

I heard jihad a bad time time.

Jamaican Jihad

How does a Jamaican say "Jihad"?


Jihad balloons are my favorite

They blow themselves up

I went to see a Jihadist comedian last night...

Some of the audience's sides were splitting and everyone was in stitches, but I thought he bombed on stage.

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What did the jihadist do when he forgot to study?

He bombed the exam.

Two Jihadis Walked In to a bar

They didn't blow it up.

I had sex with a terrorist once.

She said I was the best Jihad.

Jihadi John

Guess he's Jihadi gone now

A radical anarchist and a jihad extremist get into a car accident. Who lives??


Jihad joke, A radical anarchist and a jihad extremist get into a car accident. Who lives??

Jihadi math university question: Ahmed has 3 lunch boxes. He gives one to Mohammed and another to Hassan.

Calculate the area it will cover after the explosion.

Where do Jihadists get their snacks?

At the Allah hu snackbar.

The NSA created a dating app to identify potential terrorists.

They called it "Jihad me at Hello."

One jihadist said to another, "How many infidels do we kill?"

He answered, "Allah them"

A man's son goes off to join isis.

The man laments saying: Why? Jihad so much potential!

Two jihadists walks into a gay bar....

Needless to say, they had a huge blast

What's similar about a shy jihad and a bagpipe

They only make noise once they've been blown up.

A member of ISIS accidentally blew himself up...

Well, Ji-had it coming.

You know, after all these years, I hardly remember the first girlfriend I had.

I remember she was Muslim, but physically, all I can recall are the beautiful hazel eyes Jihad.

My Muslim girlfriend broke up with me the other day. She'll come to regret it.

She just doesn't know what jihad.

What did the Terrorist's wife say when asked how she fell for her husband?

Jihad me at hello

Did you hear about the terrorist?

Jihad what was coming to him.

In jihad training

A man learns how to detonate and conceal explosives.

In order to test how good he is at concealing them, he decides to strap some to himself and walk around the camp. Now knowing they were attached to a remote detonator, he suddenly blows up.

After he dies he sees an old friend he left when going to train for jihad.
"How did training go?" Asked his old friend.

"Not too sure, I think I bombed it."

What game do kids play in the Middle East?

Jihad and seek!

How does a jihadist close a door?

Islams it.

What's a jihadists favourite snack?

Wahabi peanuts

What does a jihadist cow cause?

Udder Chaos!

A Muslim band just released a cover song

It's called Jihad Me At Hello

You really have to pay attention in Jihad class

You only get one instructor and one demonstration.

Why did F and H not convert to Islam?

Because Jihad.

The word jihad gets a bad rap, but really it's just the Arabic word for struggle.

Trying not to overeat at Golden Corrall? Now that is jihad.

Allahu Snackbar.

How do Jihadis measure the heat of chemical changes?

With a bomb calorimeter

Why did the Muslim couple divorce?

Jihad an affair.

My arab wife left me

She never realized what jihad

Why did the terrorist's wife leave him?

She didn't know what jihad.

A jihadist tried stand-up comedy.

He bombed.

Where do jihadists go to drink?


What's a Jihadist Least Favorite Wine

White Infidel

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