Jigsaw Puzzle Jokes
59 jigsaw puzzle jokes and hilarious jigsaw puzzle puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about jigsaw puzzle that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Jigsaw Puzzle Short Jokes
Short jigsaw puzzle jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The jigsaw puzzle humour may include short jigsaw jokes also.
- Why did the Blonde feel so proud of herself for finishing a jigsaw puzzle in only six months? It said 2-4 years on the box.
- I just finished a jigsaw puzzle. It only took me six months, which is amazing considering the box says 2-4 years.
- Iv'e never been so proud of myself.. Just completed a jigsaw puzzle in 8 days..
It said 3-4 years on the box!! - I'm really proud that I managed to finish a jigsaw puzzle in a few days. The box said 2-4 years.
- I think my intelligence is beyond of an average human I just finished a jigsaw puzzle in 6 months, and at the back of the box it says 2-4 years
- Why is a jigsaw puzzle more relaxing when it is finally finished? Because that is when it's most piece-full.
- A Blonde. Rushed into her family all excited , they say to her why are you so happy.?
She replied, I have just completed a jigsaw puzzle in 6 months.
On the box it says, 3 to 4 years. - Blond joke Why was the blond happy she finished the jigsaw puzzle in six months?
It said 2 to 4 years on the box. - A Buddhist was struggling to complete his jigsaw puzzle He just needed to find his inner piece.
- The inventor of the jigsaw puzzle has died today... ...his wife is said to be in 1500 pieces!
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Jigsaw Puzzle One Liners
Which jigsaw puzzle one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with jigsaw puzzle? I can suggest the ones about puzzle piece and puzzle love.
- I saw a woman attack a man with a jigsaw. He looked puzzled.
- I'm so smart it only took me 6 months to assemble a Jigsaw puzzle The box says 2-4 years
- Last night I dreamt that I was but a single piece in an enormous jigsaw. I was puzzled.
- I think my anime jigsaw puzzle was too simple. It was... ...One Piece
- Finished a jigsaw puzzle in 5 minutes today.. surprising because the box said 4-6 years.
- What do monks spend the most time on with jigsaw puzzles? Inner pieces.
- What do you call a Peppa Pig jigsaw puzzle? Bacon.
- The inventor of the jigsaw puzzle died yesterday.
- Two blondes walked into a jigsaw puzzle store... Ouch
- I ain't bragging but i completed a jigsaw puzzle in 7 months The box said 2-4 years
- I once finished a jigsaw puzzle in 7 months Don't mean to brag but the box said 2-4 years
- What kind of puzzles do both dancers and construction workers share Jigsaw
Rib-Tickling Jigsaw Puzzle Jokes that Bring Friends Together
What funny jokes about jigsaw puzzle you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean crossword puzzle jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make jigsaw puzzle pranks.
Did you hear about the blonde that got excited? She finished a jigsaw puzzle in six months, when the box said, "two to four years."
Q: How do you confuse a blonde?
A: Give her a box of corn flakes and tell her it's a jigsaw puzzle.
Did you hear about the blonde that...
Couldn't learn to water ski because she couldn't find a lake with a slope.
Got excited because she finished a jigsaw puzzle in 6 months and the box said "2 to 4 years"
Couldn't call 911 because there was no 11 on any phone button.
When asked what the capital of California was; answered "C".
Baked a turkey for 3 days because the instructions said 1 hour per pound and she weighed 125.
After losing in a breaststroke swimming competition, complained that the other swimmers were using their arms.
Guy walks into a bar.
Guy walks into a bar.
The bar is empty except for a group of blonde women in the far corner chanting. "23 weeks, 23 weeks, 23 weeks"
The guy asks the barman for a beer and also asks what's all that about in the corner.
Barman says "I have no idea. They've been meeting here every afternoon for the past 23 weeks. They sit silently leaning over the table and never say a word until today."
Intrigued, the man wanders over to the group of woman. They are now hugging each other and shaking each others hands and patting each other on the back. Still chanting "23 weeks, 23 weeks, 23 weeks."
The asks them "what's all the celebrating about?"
One of the woman looks at him and says very proudly "everyone is always saying how blondes are so dumb. Well today we have just proven how intelligent we are."
The man says "well tell me, what have you done to prove blondes are intelligent?"
The woman says "well on the box of this jigsaw puzzle it says 3 years or up, and we just finished the whole puzzle in 23 weeks"
I finally finished the jigsaw puzzle
It took me 2 years but I was well chuffed seeing as the box said 6-10 years.
I'm so proud of myself, it took me only six months to finish my latest jigsaw puzzle...
...the box said 2-4 years!
Why did the blonde get so excited after she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only six months?
Why did the blonde get so excited after she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only six months?
Because on the box it said From 2 to 4 years.
A group of blondes walk into a bar
They immediately start to set up what looks like a big celebration; they order numerous pitchers of beer, then push tables together, one of them even hangs a big banner over it. As they're celebrating, the bartender notices that the banner says **"51 DAYS!"**
Curious, he walks over to the celebrating group, and notices something even odder; a children's jigsaw puzzle with about 20 pieces at most, completed and sitting in a beautiful frame. He taps one of the blondes on the shoulder.
"Excuse me," he says, "But what is the big celebration for?"
With a big grin on her face, she points down at the puzzle.
"We're celebrating our success! See that puzzle? It said "2-4 Years" on the box, but we did it way quicker than that, only 51 days!"
Blonde woman calls her boyfriend....
"Sweetie, I'm doing this jigsaw puzzle and can't figure it out, would you come and help me?" she says.
Boyfriend comes over, and asks "What is the puzzle of?"
"A rooster", she replies miserably, gesturing towards the table, "But I can't even figure out where to start."
Boyfriend looks at the table, takes his girlfriend by the hand and says "OK, let's sit down and have a cup of tea, and then we can start putting the cornflakes back in the box."
I got a jigsaw puzzle for my birthday
I was so excited I decided to hunker down and finish it as fast as I could. I completed it in only 9 hours, which made me feel great because the box said 5-6 years.
I think I might be a genius!
My nephew has a 12 piece jigsaw puzzle that says 3-5 years on the box and I managed to complete it in just 7 hours!
A blonde woman was trying to do a Jigsaw Puzzle
She got very frustrated that she struggling so she decided to ask her husband for help.
She said "Can you help me finish this puzzle, Its supposed to be a Bird"
Her husband replied "Put the Froot Loops back in the Cupboard"
A blonde tells her friend
"I completed a jigsaw puzzle in record time!"
"No way! How long did it take you?" Replied her friend
"6 months"
"That cannot be a record time!'
" Well the box said from 1 to 3 years"
Sorry for bad English, original was in Spanish
136 days!
Three guys are celebrating in a bar.
They keep high-fiving each other and yelling, " " " "
They are so excited, the bartender can't stand it any longer.
"Hey," he says, "what are you guys celebrating?"
"We finished a jigsaw puzzle!" says one of them.
"You finished a jigsaw puzzle???" says the bartender. "How come that's so exciting?"
"Well, it said on the box 'Four to six years'!"
Why did the blonde get excited after finising the jigsaw puzzle in only 6 months
: Because the box said from 2 to 4 years
A blonde is working on a puzzle...
She calls her husband over and says, "This is the hardest jigsaw puzzle I've ever seen in my whole life!"
The husband responds, "What do you mean, honey?"
She says, "Well there's a picture of a tiger on the box, but looking at all these pieces, I don't see how in the world this is going to ever make picture of a tiger."
The husband says, "That's alright honey, let's just put all the cereal back in the box."
Puzzling
The blonde was so pleased with herself, she finished the jigsaw puzzle in 3 months! The box said 3\-5 years.
Mike Pence walks into the Oval Office and sees Trump whooping and hollering.
"What's the matter, Mr. President?" The Vice President inquired.
"Nothing at all, boss. I just finished a jigsaw puzzle in record time!" The President beamed.
"How long did it take you?"
"Well, the box said '3 to 5 Years' but I did it in a month!"
I have a 100-piece jigsaw puzzle that's missing three pieces.
The pessimist said, "Three pieces are missing."
The optimist said, "Ninety-seven pieces are here."
EA said, "It's a full puzzle with three DLCs yet to be purchased."
I don't mean to brag, but I just completed a jigsaw puzzle in just under a week...
and the box said 2-4 years.
Blonde girl got all exited after she finally completed a jigsaw puzzle after 3 years, I said why are you so excited?
She said it says 5 to 8 years on the box...
A blonde woman called her brunette friend. "I'm doing a jigsaw puzzle at my apartment, but it's way too hard for me!"
"What's the jigsaw supposed to be?" asks the brunette.
"According to the box," says the blonde, "it's supposed to be a rooster."
When the brunette arrives at the blonde's apartment, she looks at the puzzle pieces. Then she look at the box. Then she says to the blonde, "I'm afraid you will not be able to make anything even remotely resembling a rooster."
This makes the blonde furious. "Calm down," says the brunette. "Once you are relaxed, we can start putting the corn flakes back into the box."
I think I am a genius. It only took me 6 months to put together this jigsaw puzzle.
The box says 2 - 4 years.
I gave my Marine buddy a gag gift.
I thought it would be funny to give him a 30 piece wooden jigsaw puzzle, intended for toddlers, as a birthday gift, but it backfired on me. Now, every time I see him, I have to listen to him brag about his puzzle skills.
"The box says 2-4 years, but I finished it in only a week and a half!"
A Russian general walks into a room to see Vladimir Putin crying at a table.
A Russian general walks into a room to see Vladimir Putin crying at a table.
"Comrade President! What is wrong?"
"I've been working on this jigsaw puzzle from America all morning, but I can't get any of the pieces to fit!"
"Da, Vlad, I see. Everything will be OK. Why don't we lie down and rest? But first, let's put the Corn Flakes back in the box."