Jigsaw Jokes
65 jigsaw jokes and hilarious jigsaw puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about jigsaw that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Jigsaw Short Jokes
Short jigsaw jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The jigsaw humour may include short puzzle piece jokes also.
- Why did the Blonde feel so proud of herself for finishing a jigsaw puzzle in only six months? It said 2-4 years on the box.
- I just finished a jigsaw puzzle. It only took me six months, which is amazing considering the box says 2-4 years.
- I think my intelligence is beyond of an average human I just finished a jigsaw puzzle in 6 months, and at the back of the box it says 2-4 years
- My grandma has nearly finished her jigsaw after 3 weeks Pretty good considering it says 7-8 years
- Why is a jigsaw puzzle more relaxing when it is finally finished? Because that is when it's most piece-full.
- A Buddhist was struggling to complete his jigsaw puzzle He just needed to find his inner piece.
- The inventor of the jigsaw puzzle has died today... ...his wife is said to be in 1500 pieces!
- My wife went nuts when I bought our 6 year old son a jigsaw. Well, that laminate flooring ain't going to cut itself.
- Why did was the blonde happy she finished a jigsaw in 6 months? Because the box said it was for 2-4 years.
- My jigsaw said 3+ years on the box... I sure showed it, it only took me 2 years to finish.
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Jigsaw One Liners
Which jigsaw one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with jigsaw? I can suggest the ones about puzzle love and hangman.
- I saw a woman attack a man with a jigsaw. He looked puzzled.
- I got a joke about jigsaws but I can't get it together.
- Last night I dreamt that I was but a single piece in an enormous jigsaw. I was puzzled.
- I think my anime jigsaw puzzle was too simple. It was... ...One Piece
- What do monks spend the most time on with jigsaw puzzles? Inner pieces.
- What do you call a Peppa Pig jigsaw puzzle? Bacon.
- The inventor of the jigsaw puzzle died yesterday.
- Two blondes walked into a jigsaw puzzle store... Ouch
- I ain't bragging but i completed a jigsaw puzzle in 7 months The box said 2-4 years
- What kind of puzzles do both dancers and construction workers share Jigsaw
- What is JigSaw's favorite genre of music? Trap
- Jigsaw on omegal Prank
- Just came up with.. Q: How do pirates like their jigsaws?
A: In pieces of eight. - s**... is like a jigsaw... ...it's more fun with the family.
- n**... what do you use to circumsize a black boy A JIGSAW
Jigsaw Puzzle Jokes
Here is a list of funny jigsaw puzzle jokes and even better jigsaw puzzle puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- Puzzling The blonde was so pleased with herself, she finished the jigsaw puzzle in 3 months! The box said 3\-5 years.
- I think I might be a genius! My nephew has a 12 piece jigsaw puzzle that says 3-5 years on the box and I managed to complete it in just 7 hours!
- Blonde girl got all exited after she finally completed a jigsaw puzzle after 3 years, I said why are you so excited? She said it says 5 to 8 years on the box...
- I don't mean to brag, but I just completed a jigsaw puzzle in just under a week... and the box said 2-4 years.
- Q: How do you confuse a blonde?
A: Give her a box of corn flakes and tell her it's a jigsaw puzzle.
Uplifting Jigsaw Jokes to have Hilarious Fun with Friends
What funny jokes about jigsaw you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean sawing jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make jigsaw pranks.
The jigsaw puzzle
A blonde called her boyfriend and said, "Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure it out or how to get it started."
Her boyfriend asked, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"
The blonde said, "According to the picture on the box, it's a tiger."
Her boyfriend decided to go over and help with the puzzle. She let him in and showed him where she had the puzzle spread all over the table. He studied the pieces for a moment, then looked at the box, then turned to her and said, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger.
He took her hand and said, "Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice cup of hot chocolate and then...", he sighed, "Let's put all these frosted flakes back in the box."
A blonde's jigsaw puzzle
A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help me.... I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get it started".
Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?".
The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster".
Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table. He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box and then turns to her and says, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster". He held her hand and said, "Second, I'd advise you to relax. Let's have a cup of coffee, then"....... he sighed and said, "Third... lets put all these Cornflakes back in the box"
Did you hear about the blonde that...
Couldn't learn to water ski because she couldn't find a lake with a slope.
Got excited because she finished a jigsaw puzzle in 6 months and the box said "2 to 4 years"
Couldn't call 911 because there was no 11 on any phone button.
When asked what the capital of California was; answered "C".
Baked a turkey for 3 days because the instructions said 1 hour per pound and she weighed 125.
After losing in a breaststroke swimming competition, complained that the other swimmers were using their arms.
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A group of blondes walk into a bar
They immediately start to set up what looks like a big celebration; they order numerous pitchers of beer, then push tables together, one of them even hangs a big banner over it. As they're celebrating, the bartender notices that the banner says **"51 DAYS!"**
Curious, he walks over to the celebrating group, and notices something even odder; a children's jigsaw puzzle with about 20 pieces at most, completed and sitting in a beautiful frame. He taps one of the blondes on the shoulder.
"Excuse me," he says, "But what is the big celebration for?"
With a big grin on her face, she points down at the puzzle.
"We're celebrating our success! See that puzzle? It said "2-4 Years" on the box, but we did it way quicker than that, only 51 days!"
Blonde woman calls her boyfriend....
"Sweetie, I'm doing this jigsaw puzzle and can't figure it out, would you come and help me?" she says.
Boyfriend comes over, and asks "What is the puzzle of?"
"A rooster", she replies miserably, gesturing towards the table, "But I can't even figure out where to start."
Boyfriend looks at the table, takes his girlfriend by the hand and says "OK, let's sit down and have a cup of tea, and then we can start putting the cornflakes back in the box."
A little silver-haired lady calls her neighbour and says "please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get started."
Her neighbour asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"
The little silver haired lady says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster."
Her neighbour decides to go over and help with the puzzle.
She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.
He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster."
He takes her hand and says, "Secondly, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice cup of tea, and then," he said with a deep sigh
............
"Let's put all the Corn Flakes back in the box."
A Golden Oldie Blonde joke...
A blonde called her boyfriend and said, Please come over here and help me… I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get it started.
Her boyfriend asked, What is it supposed to be when it's finished?
The blonde said, According to the picture on the box, it's a tiger.
Her boyfriend decided to go over and help with the puzzle. She let him in and showed him where she had the puzzle spread all over the table. He studied the pieces for a moment, then looked at the box, then turned to her and said, First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger.
He took her hand and said, Second, I'd want you to relax… Let's have a nice cup of hot chocolate, and then…
He sighed, let's put all these Frosted Flakes back in the box.
A blonde tells her friend
"I completed a jigsaw puzzle in record time!"
"No way! How long did it take you?" Replied her friend
"6 months"
"That cannot be a record time!'
" Well the box said from 1 to 3 years"
Sorry for bad English, original was in Spanish
136 days!
Three guys are celebrating in a bar.
They keep high-fiving each other and yelling, " " " "
They are so excited, the bartender can't stand it any longer.
"Hey," he says, "what are you guys celebrating?"
"We finished a jigsaw puzzle!" says one of them.
"You finished a jigsaw puzzle???" says the bartender. "How come that's so exciting?"
"Well, it said on the box 'Four to six years'!"
What does a partner and a jigsaw piece have in common?
Add either of them, they complete you.
Just got sacked from my job
Been working at that jigsaw factory for years
I've been in pieces all day :(
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A lumberjack has s**... with a witch, gets his soul trapped inside a jigsaw, and seeks revenge by ruining her cheese company
*I Came. I Saw. I Con Curd.*
I asked my wife why all the jigsaw pieces were the same colour...
I was pretty crestfallen to learn it was a box of cornflakes.
Mike Pence walks into the Oval Office and sees Trump whooping and hollering.
"What's the matter, Mr. President?" The Vice President inquired.
"Nothing at all, boss. I just finished a jigsaw puzzle in record time!" The President beamed.
"How long did it take you?"
"Well, the box said '3 to 5 Years' but I did it in a month!"
I have a 100-piece jigsaw puzzle that's missing three pieces.
The pessimist said, "Three pieces are missing."
The optimist said, "Ninety-seven pieces are here."
EA said, "It's a full puzzle with three DLCs yet to be purchased."
Three Blondes Walk into a Bar...
They get a table and order a round of drinks. When the server brings the drinks over, the blondes clink the glasses together and say, "A toast to 36 hours!"
The blondes order several more rounds, and each time they make the same toast to 36 hours. After the fourth round, the server gives in to curiosity and asks, "Why are you toasting to 36 hours?"
One of the blondes replies, "Oh well, we just finished this really hard jigsaw puzzle, and on the side of the box it said 2 to 4 years!"
A blonde woman called her brunette friend. "I'm doing a jigsaw puzzle at my apartment, but it's way too hard for me!"
"What's the jigsaw supposed to be?" asks the brunette.
"According to the box," says the blonde, "it's supposed to be a rooster."
When the brunette arrives at the blonde's apartment, she looks at the puzzle pieces. Then she look at the box. Then she says to the blonde, "I'm afraid you will not be able to make anything even remotely resembling a rooster."
This makes the blonde furious. "Calm down," says the brunette. "Once you are relaxed, we can start putting the corn flakes back into the box."
I gave my Marine buddy a gag gift.
I thought it would be funny to give him a 30 piece wooden jigsaw puzzle, intended for toddlers, as a birthday gift, but it backfired on me. Now, every time I see him, I have to listen to him brag about his puzzle skills.
"The box says 2-4 years, but I finished it in only a week and a half!"
A Russian general walks into a room to see Vladimir Putin crying at a table.
A Russian general walks into a room to see Vladimir Putin crying at a table.
"Comrade President! What is wrong?"
"I've been working on this jigsaw puzzle from America all morning, but I can't get any of the pieces to fit!"
"Da, Vlad, I see. Everything will be OK. Why don't we lie down and rest? But first, let's put the Corn Flakes back in the box."
