The Best 48 Jigsaw Jokes
Following is our collection of funny Jigsaw jokes. There are some jigsaw saws jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these jigsaw chessboard puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
Top 10 of the Funniest Jigsaw Jokes and Puns
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Why was the blond happy she finished the jigsaw puzzle in six months?
It said 2 to 4 years on the box.
I finally finished the jigsaw puzzle
It took me 2 years but I was well chuffed seeing as the box said 6-10 years.
I'm so proud of myself, it took me only six months to finish my latest jigsaw puzzle...
...the box said 2-4 years!
Why did the blonde get so excited after she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only six months?
Why did the blonde get so excited after she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only six months?
Because on the box it said From 2 to 4 years.
Iv'e never been so proud of myself..
Just completed a jigsaw puzzle in 8 days..
It said 3-4 years on the box!!
Blonde woman calls her boyfriend....
"Sweetie, I'm doing this jigsaw puzzle and can't figure it out, would you come and help me?" she says.
Boyfriend comes over, and asks "What is the puzzle of?"
"A rooster", she replies miserably, gesturing towards the table, "But I can't even figure out where to start."
Boyfriend looks at the table, takes his girlfriend by the hand and says "OK, let's sit down and have a cup of tea, and then we can start putting the cornflakes back in the box."
I got a jigsaw puzzle for my birthday
I was so excited I decided to hunker down and finish it as fast as I could. I completed it in only 9 hours, which made me feel great because the box said 5-6 years.
I just finished a jigsaw puzzle.
It only took me six months, which is amazing considering the box says 2-4 years.
I think I might be a genius!
My nephew has a 12 piece jigsaw puzzle that says 3-5 years on the box and I managed to complete it in just 7 hours!
A blonde woman was trying to do a Jigsaw Puzzle
She got very frustrated that she struggling so she decided to ask her husband for help.
She said "Can you help me finish this puzzle, Its supposed to be a Bird"
Her husband replied "Put the Froot Loops back in the Cupboard"
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A blonde tells her friend
"I completed a jigsaw puzzle in record time!"
"No way! How long did it take you?" Replied her friend
"6 months"
"That cannot be a record time!'
" Well the box said from 1 to 3 years"
Sorry for bad English, original was in Spanish
I think my intelligence is beyond of an average human
I just finished a jigsaw puzzle in 6 months, and at the back of the box it says 2-4 years
A Buddhist was struggling to complete his jigsaw puzzle
He just needed to find his inner piece.
136 days!
Three guys are celebrating in a bar.
They keep high-fiving each other and yelling, " " " "
They are so excited, the bartender can't stand it any longer.
"Hey," he says, "what are you guys celebrating?"
"We finished a jigsaw puzzle!" says one of them.
"You finished a jigsaw puzzle???" says the bartender. "How come that's so exciting?"
"Well, it said on the box 'Four to six years'!"
What does a partner and a jigsaw piece have in common?
Add either of them, they complete you.
Why did the blonde get excited after finising the jigsaw puzzle in only 6 months
: Because the box said from 2 to 4 years
Just got sacked from my job
Been working at that jigsaw factory for years
I've been in pieces all day :(
Finished a jigsaw puzzle in 5 minutes today..
surprising because the box said 4-6 years.
My grandma has nearly finished her jigsaw after 3 weeks
Pretty good considering it says 7-8 years
Why did the Blonde feel so proud of herself for finishing a jigsaw puzzle in only six months?
It said 2-4 years on the box.
My jigsaw said 3+ years on the box...
I sure showed it, it only took me 2 years to finish.
I'm really proud that I managed to finish a jigsaw puzzle in a few days.
The box said 2-4 years.
A blonde is working on a puzzle...
She calls her husband over and says, "This is the hardest jigsaw puzzle I've ever seen in my whole life!"
The husband responds, "What do you mean, honey?"
She says, "Well there's a picture of a tiger on the box, but looking at all these pieces, I don't see how in the world this is going to ever make picture of a tiger."
The husband says, "That's alright honey, let's just put all the cereal back in the box."
Why did was the blonde happy she finished a jigsaw in 6 months?
Because the box said it was for 2-4 years.
What kind of puzzles do both dancers and construction workers share
Jigsaw
What do monks spend the most time on with jigsaw puzzles?
Inner pieces.
A lumberjack has sex with a witch, gets his soul trapped inside a jigsaw, and seeks revenge by ruining her cheese company
*I Came. I Saw. I Con Curd.*
I asked my wife why all the jigsaw pieces were the same colour...
I was pretty crestfallen to learn it was a box of cornflakes.
Two blondes walked into a jigsaw puzzle store...
Ouch
The inventor of the jigsaw puzzle died yesterday.
Sex is like a jigsaw...
...it's more fun with the family.
Puzzling
The blonde was so pleased with herself, she finished the jigsaw puzzle in 3 months! The box said 3\-5 years.
Why is a jigsaw puzzle more relaxing when it is finally finished?
Because that is when it's most piece-full.
Whenever I get stressed out I cut shapes out of wood with my jigsaw...
A jigsaw is a great coping mechanism.
Mike Pence walks into the Oval Office and sees Trump whooping and hollering.
"What's the matter, Mr. President?" The Vice President inquired.
"Nothing at all, boss. I just finished a jigsaw puzzle in record time!" The President beamed.
"How long did it take you?"
"Well, the box said '3 to 5 Years' but I did it in a month!"
I have a 100-piece jigsaw puzzle that's missing three pieces.
The pessimist said, "Three pieces are missing."
The optimist said, "Ninety-seven pieces are here."
EA said, "It's a full puzzle with three DLCs yet to be purchased."
What do you call a Peppa Pig jigsaw puzzle?
Bacon.
I once finished a jigsaw puzzle in 7 months
Don't mean to brag but the box said 2-4 years
I don't mean to brag, but I just completed a jigsaw puzzle in just under a week...
and the box said 2-4 years.
I ain't bragging but i completed a jigsaw puzzle in 7 months
The box said 2-4 years
Blonde girl got all exited after she finally completed a jigsaw puzzle after 3 years, I said why are you so excited?
She said it says 5 to 8 years on the box...
The inventor of the jigsaw puzzle has died today...
...his wife is said to be in 1500 pieces!
I think my anime jigsaw puzzle was too simple. It was...
...One Piece
I saw a woman attack a man with a jigsaw.
He looked puzzled.
My wife went nuts when I bought our 6 year old son a jigsaw.
Well, that laminate flooring ain't going to cut itself.
A blonde woman called her brunette friend. "I'm doing a jigsaw puzzle at my apartment, but it's way too hard for me!"
"What's the jigsaw supposed to be?" asks the brunette.
"According to the box," says the blonde, "it's supposed to be a rooster."
When the brunette arrives at the blonde's apartment, she looks at the puzzle pieces. Then she look at the box. Then she says to the blonde, "I'm afraid you will not be able to make anything even remotely resembling a rooster."
This makes the blonde furious. "Calm down," says the brunette. "Once you are relaxed, we can start putting the corn flakes back into the box."
I'm so smart it only took me 6 months to assemble a Jigsaw puzzle
The box says 2-4 years
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