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Father buys a beetle farm for Jhonny one evening
Jhonny is so excited he keeps shouting "Beetle.. Beetle.. Beetle.." the entire night and next day. By evening next day the father is really irritated and says "BE SILENT!".
So Jhonny pauses for sometime and starts shouting "eetle.. eetle.. eetle.. "
World is Flat.
"World is Flat". Jhonny said.
"How can you say that without any proof, Jhonny?" Amy replied.
"You're my world, Amy", he replied.
Little Jhonny asks his father: "Dad, why grandma is doing that weird dance in our garden?"
"Grandma to some, mother-in-law to others. Better pass me that box of ammo over there, son".
Jack - Bro do you know newton's second law?
Jhonny - I am a Science student bro! not a Law student.
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Little Jhonny and the teacher
Little Jhonny is in class doing a math problem when the teacher asks him :
-If there were 5 birds on that tree there and you shoot one, how many there would be left?
Little Jhonny thinks for a second and says "0!, because one would die and the others would fly away"
The teachers then replies "Thats not the answer I was looking for, but I like the way you think!"
Then little jhonny says to the teacher "Now i've got a question for you. There's 3 women on a bench having an ice cream. One is l**... it, another is s**... it and the third one is biting it. Which one is married?"
The teacher stops for a second and says "Well, I'm not sure but I think the one s**... it" and little Jhonny replies "Thats wrong, It would be the one with the ring on her finger, but I like the way you think"
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A german man 3 years after the war went into the Church...
...He goes to the confession booth and says to the priest
"Father, I have a confession"
"Tell me all about it." The priest replies.
"Well during the war I was harbouring a 17 year old jewish girl." The man says
"The war's over now, that's nothing to be ashamed of."
"And every day she would come down from the attic, and we would have s**..., twice on a sunday."
"It's okay," the priest replies "everybody has urges."
"Oh, and one more thing Father."
"Yes, you can tell me."
"Do you think I should tell her the war is over?"
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