The Best 9 Jewish Nose Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Jewish Nose jokes. There are some jewish nose mohel jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these jewish nose rabbis puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Jewish Nose Jokes and Puns

My favorite "clean" Jewish jokes

* Q. What's the difference between a Jew and a Canoe?
* A. A canoe will eventually tip

* Q. What does a Jewish pedophile say?
* A. Hey kid want to buy some candy?

* Q. A Jew with an erection walks into a wall, what happens?
* A. Breaks his nose

* Q. How was copper wire invented?
* A. Two Jews fighting over a penny

Jewish mother goes to the airport

to meet her daughter, who was returning from a summer abroad. The daughter gets off the plane hand-in-hand with a 7' tall Zulu warrior, with a bone through his hair and nose.

The mother yells at her "I said a *rich* doctor!"

Why do Jewish people have big noses?

Air is free.

[Jewish Joke] What happens when a Jew with an erection walks into a wall?

They break their nose.

(note - I'm Jewish so this is OK)

What does a Jewish man get when he runs into a wall with an erection?

a broken nose.


What happens when a man of jewish descent runs into a wall with an erection?

He breaks his nose.

I just got bullied by a group of Jewish kids

They kept calling me small nose

I Farted Next To My Jewish Friend

I dont know why he held his nose, a little gas didn't kill anybody.

A Jewish man with an erection walks into a wall.

He breaks his nose.

(My Jewish friend told me this one. I didn't know if I should laugh or it was a test. Don't hate me)

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We suggest to use only working jewish nose judaism piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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