The Best 9 Jewish Nazi Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Jewish Nazi jokes. There are some jewish nazi jews jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these jewish nazi extermination camp puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Jewish Nazi Jokes and Puns

An old man goes to confession..

An old German man goes to confession one Sunday. He enters the confession, sits down and says "Forgive me Father for I have sinned, and I want to confess". The Priest says "Well my child, what are your sins?". The old man responds "During the war I hid a young Jewish woman from the Nazis in return for sexual favours". The Priest, while surprised, says "It was a difficult time, you risked your life to help this woman despite the immoral exchange". "I understand that father" the old man says "But, do you think I should tell her the war is over?".

Courtesy of my Dad!

An old rabbi wins the lottery

The man wins $3,000,000.00

A reporter from the local TV station comes to interview him at his house

She asks him, "Congratulations on your winning! What do you plan to do with the money?"

The old rabbi answers, "I'm giving $1,000,000 to a Jewish charity, $1,000,000 to my family, and $1,000,000 to the Nazis."

The reporter, stunned beyond belief, asks the old Jewish rabbi, "Why on earth would you give money to the Nazis?"

The old rabbi lifts up his sleeve, exposing his arm and says, "They gave me my lucky numbers."

Jewish grammar nazis

Personally I'm anti-semantics

How did Nazi's pickup Jewish Women?

With a dust pan and broom

I don't know why some people are so against jokes about the Nazi's

They kill in the Jewish communities


Why do Jewish people hate all the letters in the alphabet except the last one?

Because they're all Nazis (not Z's).

What did the Neo-Nazi say to the extremist Muslim?

So what are we going to do about the Jewish problem?

I asked an old Jewish friend of mine about inviting Nazi's to my wedding.

He said "with the Nazi's, the fuhrer the better"

What is a Jewish conspiracy theorists biggest fear?

The Illumi-nazis.

πŸ˜‚Thought of this while driving yesterday...so it's original as far as I know

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