The Best 3 Jewish Knock Knock Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Jewish Knock Knock jokes. There are some jewish knock knock codename kids jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these jewish knock knock knocker puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Jewish Knock Knock Jokes and Puns

You can never win

So, the Jewish guy gets two ties from his mom for his birthday.

A couple of weeks later his mom comes for a visit, and he decides to wear one of his ties as a thank you gesture.

He opens the door when she knocks on the door, and the first thing his mom says:

"What's wrong with the other tie?"

A jewish guy gets knocked over by a car...

A passer by runs over to check on him. He bundles up his coat into a pillow and places it under his head "Are you comfortable?" the stranger asks. He replies "Ach, I make a living."

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An elderly Jewish man is knocked down by a car and falls onto the pavement and lays there groaning in agony. A young man rushes up to help. He takes off his coat, folds it up into a pillow and as he gently places it under the old mans head he asks "Are you comfortable ?
The old man looks up into the guys kind eyes and says "Eh...I make a living"

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We suggest to use only working jewish knock knock himmler piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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