Jewish Christmas Jokes

Funniest Jewish Christmas Short Jokes

Short jewish christmas jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The jewish christmas humour may include short jewish wedding jokes also.

1. Roses are reddish... Roses are reddish
   Violets are bluish
   If it weren't for Christmas
   We'd all be Jewish
2. Jewish house on Christmas You know if a house is Jewish on Christmas if there's a parking meter on the roof.
3. Does anyone else get as excited about Valentine's Day coming up as they did about Christmas when they were little? Or is it just because I'm Jewish?
4. What do you call someone who celebrates Christmas sometimes and Hanukkah sometimes? Jew-ish
5. Roses are red Violets are bluish
   If it wasn't for Christmas
   We'd all be Jewish
   I don't know if this has been posted before but I heard it from one of my uncles.
6. What do Jewish kids say to their Christian friends at Christmas? Sorry we killed your saviour, can we play with his new toys.
7. What did Jack Black, Billy Joel, and Adam Sandler get for Christmas? Nothing, they are Jewish.
8. What did the kid with no arms and legs get for christmas? ...Nothing, because he was jewish.
9. I'm not sure if putting Christmas lights up would offend my Jewish neighbours. So just to be sure, i'll hang a massive s**... in my window too.

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Jewish Christmas One Liners

Which jewish christmas one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with jewish christmas? I can suggest the ones about traditional christmas and jewish food.

1. Jewish If a Jew celebrates christmas they're only Jewish.
2. What did the Jewish boy get for Christmas? Jealous
3. What did the orphan get for Christmas? Nothing.
   Because he's Jewish.
4. Did you know that despite being a Christmas food all Gingerbread men are Jewish?
5. Roses are red, violets are blue(ish) Have a merry Christmas, unless you are Jewish.
6. How can you tell if your neighbor is jewish? He's too cheap to buy christmas lights!
7. What's the worst gift to give to a Jewish person on Christmas? Literally anything.
8. Why don't Jewish people celebrate Christmas? The fire place is already full
9. What is the best thing about having your birthday on Christmas? You're Jewish.
10. How does jewish santa claus leave the house at christmas? Through the chimney

Humorous Jewish Christmas Jokes to Bring Fun and Laughter to Your Life

What funny jokes about jewish christmas you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean celebrating christmas jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make jewish christmas pranks.