The Best 28 Jewish Black Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Jewish Black jokes. There are some jewish black jews jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these jewish black antisemitic puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Jewish Black Jokes and Puns

The little black jewish boy...

A black Jewish boy runs home from school one day and asks his father, Daddy, am I more Jewish or more black? The dad replies, Why do you want to know, son? Because a kid at school is selling a bike for $50 and I want to know if I should talk him down to $40 or just steal it!

A Jewish Black kid walks up to his dad and asks if he is more Black than Jewish.

"Why son?" The dad asks.
"Because there is a kid at school selling his bike for $50 and I was wondering if I should talk him down to $30 or just steal it."

A Black/Jewish boy asks his dad whether he's more Black or more Jewish.

When his dad asks why, the boy answers "there's a bike for sale for $100 and I can't decide whether to haggle down to $75 or just steal it."

What's the hardest part about being black and jewish?

Having to rob your own banks.

A black Jewish guy

A black Jew runs up to his father and asks his father if he is more Jewish or more black. The father asks his son why he just asked this odd question, the son says "there is a boy at school selling his old bike for $50 and I am wondering if I should haggle it down to $40 or just steal it."

You know what the worst part of being black and Jewish is?

I have to sit in the back of the oven.

A gay woman, a working class white guy, an old Jewish lady, a disabled man and a young black lady all walk into a bar.

What a wonderful example of a well-integrated community.

A black Christian man and a white Jewish man walk into a bar...

"That's racist!"

Okay, so a Christian man and a Jewish man walk into a bar...

"That's religionist!"

Okay, so two men walk into a bar...

"That's sexist!"

Okay, so a man and a woman walk into a bar...

"That's homophobic!"

Okay, so two people walk into a bar...

"That's ableist!"

Okay, so two people enter a bar...

"That promotes alcoholism!"

Okay, so two people enter a place...

"Animals have rights too!"

Okay, so two animals, which may or may not be human, enter a place...

"I've heard this one before!"

Black guy and Jewish Genie

A black man is walking along the beach one day, when he finds a bottle. He picks it up, rubs it, and out pops a Jewish Genie.
"I vill grant you 3 vishes"
Without hesitating, the man says "I wanna be White, Tight, and out of sight!"
He turns into a tampon ....

What's the moral of the story?
You never get anything from a Jew, without a string attached.

What do you call a Jewish bread that the Black Panther bakes for Thor's party?

T'calla's challah for the Val'Halla gala.

Black jokes are funny, Jewish jokes are funny, Holocaust jokes are funny, 9/11 jokes....

are just plane wrong

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What is a Jewish, a Black and a Russian man waiting outside a brothel for?

The Black man is waiting for the light to turn green, the Jew is waiting for the prices to drop and the Russian is waiting for his wife.

What is the worst about a being black AND Jewish?

Sitting in the back of the oven.

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A black Jewish guy asks his dad

If he is more Jewish or black. His dad asks why. His son says there is a guy selling a tv down the street and he wanted to know if he should steal it or get it for half price.

You know how black people always complain about being ashy?

Clearly they don't have any Jewish friends.

What would a Jewish Black Panther eat?

T'challah bread.

What do you get when you put a Jewish man's soul into a Black man's body?

Why does it suck to be black and Jewish?

You have to sit at the back of the furnace.


There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black:
1. He called everyone brother.
2. He liked Gospel.
3. He didn't get a fair trial.

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish:
1. He went into His Father's business.
2. He lived at home until he was 33.
3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his Mother was sure He was God.

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Italian:
1. He talked with His hands.
2. He had wine with His meals.
3. He used olive oil.

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was a Californian:
1. He never cut His hair.
2. He walked around barefoot all the time.
3. He started a new religion.

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was an American Indian:
1. He was at peace with nature.
2. He ate a lot of fish.
3. He talked about the Great Spirit.

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Irish:
1. He never got married.
2. He was always telling stories.
3. He loved green pastures.

But the most compelling evidence of all - 3 proofs that Jesus was a woman:
1. He fed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was virtually no food.
2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just didn't get it.
3. And even when He was dead; He had to get up because there was still work to do.

I'm black, Jewish, atheist, and gay. What am I not?

Invited to Thanksgiving dinner.

One in Ten Americans Believe in the Great Replacement

The other nine are black, brown, or Jewish.

What's Black Panther's favorite jewish food?

T'challa bread!

What did Jack Black, Billy Joel, and Adam Sandler get for Christmas?

Nothing, they are Jewish.

You've heard of Blacula, the Black Dracula? Well, they have a Jewish Dracula. His name?

Sidney Appelbaum.

What's white on top and black on the bottom?


(All black people, take a jab - i'm jewish and not racist!)

A black guy and a jewish guy jump off a building, who lands first?

who cares.

Black people and Jewish people are just like racism.

What do you call a jewish black man?


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