The Best 17 Jewellery Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Jewellery jokes. There are some jewellery discount jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these jewellery earring puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Jewellery Jokes and Puns

Your mom so fat..

Her favorite jewellery is the food chain

What did the redditor say after robbing a jewellery store?

Wife asks her husband will he remarry if she dies.

Husband: No how can I think of remarrying.

Wife: Why not? You would need a partner for your bad times. Please remarry if I die.

Husband: You are so sweet... Even after death, you are worried about me.

Wife: Will you let her use my car?

Husband: Of course not

Wife: Will you give my jewellery to her

Husband: Not at all, I have some of my memories attached to it. I will keep it as your memory.

Wife: Will you give my shoes to her

Husband: No way... Her size is '5' and yours is '7'.

Jewellery joke, Wife asks her husband will he remarry if she dies.

A thief entered a house one mid-afternoon to find...

a couple in the middle of lovemaking. He tied up the woman and at gun-point asked the man to handover all their money and jewellery. The man started sobbing and said, "Brother, take anything you want. But please, untie the rope and let her go." The thief replied, "You must really love your wife, having no regard for your own safety." The man said, "No, she's my neighbour's wife. Mine will be back shortly!"

Just found out my wife's credit card was stolen! They are spending it all on jewellery and casinos!

But I wouldn't report it because they are spending less than my wife.


A robber enters a house and holds the wife at gunpoint and threatens the husband to hand over all the money and jewellery..

The husband sobs " Please take whatever you want, but leave her alone" .

Robber : " Wow you must really love your wife ".

Husband " Actually she is my neighbour's wife. Mine will come back from shopping any minute" .

A thief walked into a married couple's home mid-afternoon...

He tied up the woman and at knife point asked the man to hand over the jewellery and money.

The man started sobbing and said, Brother, please take anything that you want, but please, untie her and set her free!

The thief responded, You must really love your wife!

Man: No! That's my neighbours wife! Mine will be arriving shortly!!

Jewellery joke, A thief walked into a married couple's home mid-afternoon...

I think the Chinese employer liked jewellery...

He asked me what I could bling

There's an emo in my Web Development class, she's doing a website about jewellery

Her first page was /Wrists

What kind of stones does a ghost use for jewellery?

Tombstones

Chairman Mao was a keen rock climber who managed to scale all the top ten peaks of China. He commemorated his achievement by getting his ears pierced and adding 10 pieces of jewellery to represent each peak.

he was....(ahem)....MaoTenEarring.

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A blind man walks into a sculpture store.

He'd been planning a heist targetting the jewellery store beside it. Fumbling around to gain his bearings, he eventually comes into contact with a statue of a woman, to which he finally exclaims, "Well, this is a bust!"

Why didn't the jewellery store owner feel like eating?

Because they'd lost there apitite

I'm going to open up an opticians that also sells jewellery and handbags

It'll be called Assess your eyes.

My wife's expecting a baby...

She has no idea it's jewellery!

I guess I'll be visiting jewellery stores in Indianapolis on 4th of July

It is Indy-pendants day after all

Jewellery joke, I guess I'll be visiting jewellery stores in Indianapolis on 4th of July

I was pleasantly surprised that my GF's mom had passed away

all of her fake jewellery, vintage 60s style clothing, cheap make up and cosmetic products, wigs, fake eyelashes and tonnes of other unwanted stuff to a charity

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the jewellery keepers jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working jewellery jewel piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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