The Best 4 Jeweller Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Jeweller jokes. There are some jeweller wares jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these jeweller watchmaker puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Jeweller Jokes and Puns

An Irishman, by the name of O'Malley proposed to his girl on St. Patrick's Day.

He gave her a ring with a synthetic diamond. The excited young lass showed it to her father, a jeweller. He took one look at it and saw it wasn't real.

The young lass on learning it wasn't real returned to her future husband. She protested vehemently about his cheapness.

'It was in honour of St.Patrick's Day, ' he smiled.

'I gave you a sham rock.'

A Yorkshireman's dog dies and as it was a favourite pet he decides to have a gold statue made by a jeweller to remember the dog by.

Yorkshireman: "Can tha mek us a gold statue of yon dog?"

Jeweller: "Do you want it 18 carat?"

Yorkshireman: "No I want it chewin' a bone, yer daft begger!"

Why didn't the jewellery store owner feel like eating?

Because they'd lost there apitite

The Ring

One day I walked past the jeweller with my girlfriend, as she stopped in front of it's window.

Look at that ring. she said.
Do you like it? I asked.
Yes! She answered.
Do you really really like it?
Yes! She said again!

Good, then we can walk by tomorrow again.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the jeweller bronze jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working jeweller luxurious piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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