The Best 10 Jeweler Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Jeweler jokes. There are some jeweler diamond jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these jeweler karat puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Jeweler Jokes and Puns

A balding white haired man walks into a jewelry store with a beautiful much younger gal at his side...

told the jeweler he was looking for a special ring for his girlfriend.
The jeweler looked through his stock and brought out a $5,000 ring.

The man said, 'No, I'd like to see something more special.'

At that statement, the jeweler went to his special stock and brought
another ring over. 'Here's a stunning ring at only $40,000the jeweler said.
The lady's eyes sparkled and her whole body trembled with excitement.
The old man seeing this said, 'We'll take it.'
The jeweler asked how payment would be made and the man stated,
'By check. I know you need to make sure my check is good, so I'll write it now
and you can call the bank Monday to verify the funds; I'll pick the ring up Monday afternoon.'

On Monday morning, the jeweler angrily phoned the old man and said
'Sir...There's no money in that account.

''I know,' said the old man...'But let me tell you about my weekend.'

What's the difference between jeweler, a cut down tree, and a sea captain?

A sea captain watches the seas, while a jeweler sees the watches.

Made this one up on the spot at the jewelry store

The jeweler: "Do any of these pieces scream 'take me home' to you?"

Me: if they were screaming, I wouldn't *want* to take them home.

I came up with a joke on Tinder. It was wasted on her.

Frodo, Sam, Pippen and Merry went to Kay's Jewellers. Frodo said to the jeweler: "We are all getting married this weekend, and we shall need 4 wedding bands!". The jeweler responded, "I'm sorry, we are almost completely sold out. The best I can offer is one ring to woo them all."

A jeweler and blacksmith gets married. What do they name their kid?

Jaden Smith

Two jewelers saw a man get shot to death.

The first jeweler looks at the second and says, "I'm absolutely opalled!

The second just looks down and says, "I dunno man, I'm just too jaded to care."

My grandfather's grandfather was a jeweler. His father was a jeweler. He was a jeweler. My father is a jeweler. And

I'm an accountant because this is America

Jeweler joke, My grandfather's grandfather was a jeweler. His father was a jeweler. He was a jeweler. My father is

The jeweler received a new stamp kit as a birthday present

He thought it was pretty impressive.

Why did the jeweler buy weed?

Because he was a stoner

A woman walks on to a crowded bus

A man noticing she doesn't have anywhere to sit gets up and offers his.

'Oh you're a jewel' she says.

'I'm just a jeweler, I set jewels' he replies.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the jeweler benz puns are supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working jeweler beautifully piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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