The Best 6 Jew Birthday Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Jew Birthday jokes. There are some jew birthday jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these jew birthday puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Jew Birthday Jokes and Puns

A man walks into a bar

A man walks into a bar and sees Hitler. He asks if he can sit with him and ask him some questions, Hitler obliges. After a while the man works up the courage to ask more serious questions.

"How many people did you kill?" asks the man.
"Six million jews and one birthday clown" Hitler answers.

The man's eyes widen.

"Why the clown?" the man asked, after a long period of silence.

Hitler laughs. "I was only joking. See, nobody cares about the Jews!"

What do you sing at a twins bat mitzvah?

Happy birthday two Jews

What did Hitler get on his 6th birthday?

G.I. Jew and an Easy Bake oven.

Why was Hitler better than Jesus (offensive)? Belated Hitler birthday joke!

Jesus may have fed 5,000 people with a few loaves of bread and fish, but Hitler made 6 million Jews toast.

Selfless until the end.

For Pontius Pilate's birthday, the Roman soldiers lined the street to his house with Jews nailed to crosses. Walking slowly, Pilate was admiring the gesture, when he spotted Jesus on the last cross... he was was muttering something. Pilot exclaimed "fetch me a ladder! if the King of the Jews has something to say, I want to hear it!" Reaching the top of the ladder, Pilate moves in close to hear Jesus in a dry, half-audible voice, singing "Happy birthday to you..."

Came up with this one for my brother's birthday:

What do you call a retarded Jew during the holocaust?

A baked potato.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the jew birthday jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working jew birthday piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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