The Best 35 Jew And Black Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Jew And Black jokes. There are some jew and black separatist jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these jew and black nationalism puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Jew And Black Jokes and Puns

Two Jews, Moishe and Abram, are arguing.

Moishe: Black is a color

Abram: No it is not.

Moishe: I'm telling you, black is a color.

Abram: No, it's not.

They go to the rabbi.

Moishe: Rebbe, is black a color?

Rabbi: Yes, Moshe, black is indeed a color.

Moshe: See, Abram, I told you.

Abram: Okay, but white is not a color,

Moishe: Yes it is.

Abram: No, it is not.

Moishe: Rebbe, is white a color?

Rabbi: Yes, Moishe, white is indeed a color.

Moishe: See, I told you I sold you a color TV.

A young black Jew asks his father, "Dad, am I more black or more Jew?"...

"Why do you ask?" asks the Dad.

The boy says, "Well, a guy at school has a bike for sale for $150 and I can't decide if I want to haggle him down to $100, or just steal it."

Two Jews were arguing whether or not white is a color

After arguing for a week they went for an advice to their rabbi
Rabbi looked into an old book and said yes, white is a color.
A week later same Jews were arguing for a week whether black is a color
Went to the same rabbi who said yes, black is also a color
See!!! says one of them, I did sell you a color TV!!!!

They say there's safety in numbers...

Tell that to 6 million Jews

What's the worst part about being a black Jew?

you have to sit at the back of the gas chamber.

Don't be racist, be like Mario...

He's an Italian plumber created by Japanese people who speaks English, and looks like a Mexican, and runs like a Jamaican, and jumps like a Black man, and grabs coins like a Jew...

What was so great about being a black jew?

They already thought you were burnt

A women invites 3 military men to her house

During WW2 many families near military bases would invite service men over to their house for an evening to forget about the war, and to enjoy a home cooked meal. So a women calls the military base and says she would like to invite 3 men over but expresses that they CANNOT be Jews. Absolutely no Jews. The base commander says fine he will send 3 over on Sunday. She agreed and hanged up. On Sunday a jeep drives up and 3 black men got out of the vehicle. The women is in shock and asks the men is this a mistake? Surely this HAS to be a mistake! One of the men replies, "No ma'am, Captain Goldstein never makes a mistake."

Post your most offensive joke? Sure.

Whats the worst part about being a black jew? Having to sit in the back of the oven :D

Don't be racist; be like Mario

He's an Italian plumber, made by Asians, speaks English, looks like a Mexican, runs like a black man and grabs coins like a jew.

A black Jewish guy

A black Jew runs up to his father and asks his father if he is more Jewish or more black. The father asks his son why he just asked this odd question, the son says "there is a boy at school selling his old bike for $50 and I am wondering if I should haggle it down to $40 or just steal it."

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Why are black jews the worst off race?

They have to sit at the back of the oven.

Racial jokes (if you're offended by these, then just deal with it)

- Why did the Jews wonder in the desert for 40 years? Because somebody dropped a quarter.

- What do you call a black guy with a new bike? A thief.

- Why doesn't Mexico have an oplymics team? Because America already has all of their good runners, swimmers,and climbers.

Why does it suck to be a black Jew?

You have to sit in the back of the oven.

Black guy and Jewish Genie

A black man is walking along the beach one day, when he finds a bottle. He picks it up, rubs it, and out pops a Jewish Genie.
"I vill grant you 3 vishes"
Without hesitating, the man says "I wanna be White, Tight, and out of sight!"
He turns into a tampon ....

What's the moral of the story?
You never get anything from a Jew, without a string attached.

What's the worst thing about being a black Jew?

You have to sit in the back of the oven.

A priest, blonde, jew, black guy, chinese guy, and a gay guy walk into a bar.

The bartender asks "What is this, some kind of joke?"

A Chassidic Jew walks into a bar...

He's wearing a long black frock coat, his ear locks are curled and dangling, and he's got a large bullfrog just sitting on his shoulder. The bartender turns around, sees him, and says, "hey, where'd you get that thing?" The bullfrog croaks, "in Brooklyn, there's hundreds of them!"

How to not be racist

Be like Mario! He's made by the japanese, he is an italian plumber, looks like a mexican, runs and jumps like a black man and grabs coins as fast as a Jew!

What is a Jewish, a Black and a Russian man waiting outside a brothel for?

The Black man is waiting for the light to turn green, the Jew is waiting for the prices to drop and the Russian is waiting for his wife.

My Favorite Anti

Why was the Black Jew mad?

He had to sit at the back of the gas chamber.

A gay man, a black man, and a Jew all walk into a bar.

This is a sign of a culturally diverse neighborhood.

Man, black Jews must've had it rough...

They had to sit in the back of the gas chamber.

(I'm so sorry)

What do you call a black jew?


Do not be racist

Be like Mario. He's an Italian plumber, who was made by the Japanese, speaks English, looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew!

What do you call a Black Jew?

.....a menorah-tee.

A protestor shouted, "Trump will make America worse for Gays, Jews, Blacks, Muslims, and Latinos!" A Trump supporter shouted back, "That's not true..."

"...he won't make it worse for Jews!"

What do you say to a black jew?

Get to the back of the oven.

A 9/11 widow, a black slave, a jew who survived Auschwitz and a clairvoyant walk in to the Challenger Spacecraft

"I don't like where this joke is going" says the clairvoyant

Being a black jew was tough

Finally you get freed from slavery, only to be told "work makes you free".

Why can't black people steal from Jews on Yom Kippur? NSFW

Dey fast

Why are black Jews sad?

They have to sit in the back of the oven.

Give us your most offensive joke (with one challenge)

No Jew, black, Helen Keller or dead baby jokes.

Feeds are always filled with those. Let's see something different.

A Black Man, Arab, priest, Jew, gay and a couple of disabled children walk into pub. Bartender says...

"This is just too much. I don't wan't to be part of this joke" And he walks out.

What do you call a Judaic dojo that is into black magic?

A Jew Juju jiu jitsu parlor

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