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These are our top jets puns. Have fun with a good jets joke in English with simple jets humour.

  1. My brother just broke the record by downing 22 Russian jets in Ukraine He'll forever be remembered as the worst mechanic in the Russian Air Force
  2. I like to tell girls I have my own private jet But I always forget to mention that my mom owns the rest of the jacuzzi
  3. What's the difference between United Airlines and a magician's hat? You can't pull a live rabbit out of a United jet.
  4. How can you tell when a jet landing in Australia is from England? When the engines are turned off the whining continues.
  5. What's the difference between Donald Trump and a Jet Engine? The jet engine stops whining when it gets to Florida.
  6. Why couldn't the monk who flew a helicopter understand the monk who flew commercial jets? Because he was on a higher plane.
  7. I got jet lag on my last trip to Paris... The French doctor prescribed me something to keep track of time: Queloratil.
  8. I was playing SimplePlanes on my phone I made a nice jet, but for some reason it didn't seem to work well. But then I realized
    I didn't have airplane mode on
  9. A propeller is a big fan A jet's propeller is basically just a big fan to cool down the pilot. Once it stops spinning, you can see him start sweating.
  10. How could the footwear exec afford a mansion, a yacht, and a private jet? He was on a real shoestring budget.
Jets joke, How could the footwear exec afford a mansion, a yacht, and a private jet?

Make fun with this list of one liners, gags and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor found in these jets jokes can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of jets puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, these jokes offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

Jets One Liners

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  1. I've got my own private jet... ...but the rest of the jacuzzi belongs to my mom.
  2. What's the Al-Qaeda's favourite sports team? The New York Jets ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
  3. I have my own private jet. The rest of the jaccuzi belongs to my roommate.
  4. I quit my job drilling ventilation holes in jet engines... was just plane boring.
  5. I have my own private jet But my mum owns the rest of the jacuzzi.
  6. what's al qaeda's favorite football team? The New York Jets
  7. Why did the doctor feel beat after flying United? He had a severe case of jet drag.
  8. What does a shark call a jet-skier? Fast food. (I'm so sorry)
  9. Why weren't Soviet fighter jets ever any good? Cause they were always Stalin
  10. Did anyone else witness that jet crashing into the ocean? It was plane to sea.
  11. The NY Jets website is down... apparently they can't put together 3 w's
  12. What do you call an elephant that flies ? A Jumbo Jet...
  13. Fine Bros can't sue metal beams, Because they don't react to jet fuel.
  14. What is Al-Qaeda's favorite sports team The new york jets
  15. I got a private jet. Rest of the jacuzzi belong to my Dad.

York Jets Jokes

Here is a list of funny york jets jokes and even better york jets puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • watch.. Detroit Lions.. vs.. New York ..Jets ..NFL
  • What are 2 things that don't have a second string? Tampons and the New York Jets
  • Why is every fan in New York a Giants fan? Because they hate Jets
  • why are the new york jets like Hillary Clinton? both have Bills to push around
  • What's the difference between the New York Jets and New York Jews? New York Jews prevail with all odds against them.
  • Did you see the Browns game? Not the first time the Browns have crashed the Jets in New York
  • In Detroit, The Lions get blown out by the New York Jets.... In New York, The Jets blow out you!
  • Q: How is Yo' Mama like the New York Jets?
    A: You give them a quarter, and they'll let you score.
  • I can tell you one thing about the New York Jet's quarterback... He may be young, but he's Darnold
  • Who is Bush's favorite NFL Team? The New York Jets

New York Jets Jokes

Here is a list of funny new york jets jokes and even better new york jets puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • What's an Islamic extremist's favorite baseball team? The new york Jets
  • What's a terrorists favorite sports team? The new York jets.
  • Who was o**... bin Laden's favorite team? The New York Jets.
  • What is o**... Bin Laden's favorite sports team? The New York Jets

Ny Jets Jokes

Here is a list of funny ny jets jokes and even better ny jets puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Football and touchy subjects What's Al'Qaedas favorite football team?
    The NY jets.
  • How do you make NY Jets cookies? Put them in a bowl and beat them for three hours.
  • Q: How do you make NY Jets cookies?
    A: Put them in a bowl and beat them for three hours.
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Comical Jets Jokes to Spread Joy and Laughter

What funny jokes about jets to tell and make people laugh ? Check out these list of good jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make jets prank.

I saw a billboard the other day for a sports team called the Chicago Fire.

it made me wonder just how long it takes before you can name a team after a tragedy.
it'd be like naming a football team "the New York Jets."

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I'm really worried about Tim Tebow taking over the QB position. The last time anybody that religious had control of the Jets 9/11 happened

The Jetsons gave me unrealistic expectations for the future as a child

Like having a wife who loves me and owning a dog


NASA engineers build a cannon that launches dead chickens at the windshields of airplanes, military jets and such to test the strength of the windshields against collisions with airborne fowl.
British engineers are eager to test it on the windshields of their new high-speed trains. Arrangements are made, and a cannon is sent to the British engineers.
When the cannon goes off, the engineers stand shocked as the chicken crashes into the shatterproof shield, smashes it to smithereens, blasts through the control console, snaps the pilot's backrest in two, and embeds itself in the back wall of the cabin.
The horrified Brits send the Americans a report of the disastrous results, along with an urgent request for suggests on improving the windshield design.
The American engineers respond with a one-line memo: "Thaw the chicken."

Jets Fan

A guy walks into a bar with a dachshund under his arm. The dog is wearing a Jets jersey helmet and is holding Jets pom poms.
The bartender says,"Hey! No pets allowed in here! You'll have to leave!"
The man begs, "Look I'm desperate. We're both big fans, my TV is broken, and this is the only place we can see the game!"
After securing a promise that the dog will behave and warning him that if there is any trouble they will be thrown out, the bartender relents and allows them to stay in the bar and watch the game.
The game begins with the Jets receiving a kickoff. They march down field stop at the 30,and kick a field goal. With that the dog jumps up on the bar and begins walking up and down the bar giving everyone a high-five.
The bartender says,"Wow that is the most amazing thing I've ever seen! What does the dog do if they score a touchdown?"
"I don't know," replies the owner, "I've only had him for four years."

A guy walks into a bar with his pet dog......

A guy walks into a bar with his pet dog. The bartender says, "No pets allowed."
The man replies, "This is a special dog. Turn on the Jets game and you'll see. Whenever the Jets score, my dog does flips."
The Jets keep scoring field goals, and the dog keeps flipping and jumping.
"Wow! What happens when the Jets score a touchdown?"
The man replies, "I don't know. I've only had him for 7 years."

A Jets fan walks into a bar with his dog.

The bartender says, "Hey bud, no pets allowed in here."
The man says, "But wait! This is a special dog, you have to turn on the game to see. When the Jets score, my dog does flips!"
Sure enough, when the bartender turns on the game, the Jets make a few field goals and the dog starts flipping and jumping after each kick.
"Wow," said the bartender, amazed, "that's great! What does he do when they score a touchdown?"
"I don't know, I've only had him for two years."

A little boy's parents were getting divorced and he was in front of the judge....

Well, little boy, I've decided you're going to live with your mother.
NOOOOOOOOO! Not my mom! She beats me!!!!! Screamed the kid.
Oh. That's terrible. Ok. Well, your father, then.
NOOOOOOO! Not my father! He beats me, too!
The judge was totally perplexed. He has never had this problem.
Well, son, who would you like to live with?
The NY JETS. They don't beat nobody.

A soldier, airman, marine, and a sailor walk into a bar...

The soldier boasts, "Our camouflage is so good, we put 50 men in the desert and only 20 were found."
The airman retorts, "That's nothing. Our camouflage is so effective, we put 50 jets in the sky, and only 15 were found!"
The marine says, with a big grin, "Amateurs, our camouflage is so superior, we put 50 devil dogs in the jungle, and only 10 were found!"
Finally, a clearly distraught sailor on his 6th shot of whiskey says, "Our camouflage was so terrible, we pushed 50 sailors into the ocean, and only 5 were found."

My brother took out 23 Russian fighter jets.

He's the worst mechanic in all of Moscow.

In the movie Top Gun, there are hot shot pilots pushing everything to the limit in sophisticated fighter jets.

Statistically they were GOING to lose a pilot, but even Death didn't know which one to take so he just walked around the room like "Duck, duck..."

What do you say to an airplane when it gets mad?

Cool your jets.

The upward ejector seat was a great invention for fighter jets ...

... but I'm happy they didn't put it in a helicopter.

I was asked to play fantasy football today

I declined because being a Jets fan is enough fantasy.

With all these jets breaking the sound barrier. . . Who fixes it?

If I had a nickel every time the Jets lost...

I could afford a ticket to the game!

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