The Best 34 Jets Jokes

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Top 10 of the Funniest Jets Jokes and Puns

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A guy walks into a bar with a dachshund under his arm. The dog is wearing a Jets jersey helmet and is holding Jets pom poms.

The bartender says,"Hey! No pets allowed in here! You'll have to leave!"

The man begs, "Look I'm desperate. We're both big fans, my TV is broken, and this is the only place we can see the game!"

After securing a promise that the dog will behave and warning him that if there is any trouble they will be thrown out, the bartender relents and allows them to stay in the bar and watch the game.

The game begins with the Jets receiving a kickoff. They march down field stop at the 30,and kick a field goal. With that the dog jumps up on the bar and begins walking up and down the bar giving everyone a high-five.

The bartender says,"Wow that is the most amazing thing I've ever seen! What does the dog do if they score a touchdown?"

"I don't know," replies the owner, "I've only had him for four years."

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I'm really worried about Tim Tebow taking over the QB position. The last time anybody that religious had control of the Jets 9/11 happened

A Jets fan walks into a bar with his dog.

The bartender says, "Hey bud, no pets allowed in here."

The man says, "But wait! This is a special dog, you have to turn on the game to see. When the Jets score, my dog does flips!"

Sure enough, when the bartender turns on the game, the Jets make a few field goals and the dog starts flipping and jumping after each kick.

"Wow," said the bartender, amazed, "that's great! What does he do when they score a touchdown?"

"I don't know, I've only had him for two years."

Jets joke, A Jets fan walks into a bar with his dog.

The NY Jets website is down...

apparently they can't put together 3 w's

What do you say to an airplane when it gets mad?

Cool your jets.

what's al qaeda's favorite football team?

The New York Jets

What do the Jets, the Buccaneers, and the Jaguars have in common?

At least they're not the Raiders.

Jets joke, What do the Jets, the Buccaneers, and the Jaguars have in common?


NASA engineers build a cannon that launches dead chickens at the windshields of airplanes, military jets and such to test the strength of the windshields against collisions with airborne fowl.

British engineers are eager to test it on the windshields of their new high-speed trains. Arrangements are made, and a cannon is sent to the British engineers.

When the cannon goes off, the engineers stand shocked as the chicken crashes into the shatterproof shield, smashes it to smithereens, blasts through the control console, snaps the pilot's backrest in two, and embeds itself in the back wall of the cabin.

The horrified Brits send the Americans a report of the disastrous results, along with an urgent request for suggests on improving the windshield design.

The American engineers respond with a one-line memo: "Thaw the chicken."

With all these jets breaking the sound barrier. . . Who fixes it?

watch.. Detroit Lions.. vs.. New York ..Jets ..NFL

What is Osama Bin Laden's favorite sports team?

The New York Jets

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What's the Al-Qaeda's favourite sports team?

The New York Jets ( อกยฐ อœส– อกยฐ)

I saw a billboard the other day for a sports team called the Chicago Fire.

it made me wonder just how long it takes before you can name a team after a tragedy.

it'd be like naming a football team "the New York Jets."

I can finally set my tivo to record "the biggest loser"...

...kept trying to record the jets game

Why couldn't the monk who flew a helicopter understand the monk who flew commercial jets?

Because he was on a higher plane.

Why were the Jets and the Sharks the first millennials?

They were the first to have a snap chat.

Jets joke, Why were the Jets and the Sharks the first millennials?

Football and touchy subjects

What's Al'Qaedas favorite football team?
The NY jets.

What are 2 things that don't have a second string?

Tampons and the New York Jets

The Jetsons gave me unrealistic expectations for the future as a child

Like having a wife who loves me and owning a dog

A guy walks into a bar with his pet dog......

A guy walks into a bar with his pet dog. The bartender says, "No pets allowed."

The man replies, "This is a special dog. Turn on the Jets game and you'll see. Whenever the Jets score, my dog does flips."

The Jets keep scoring field goals, and the dog keeps flipping and jumping.

"Wow! What happens when the Jets score a touchdown?"

The man replies, "I don't know. I've only had him for 7 years."

why are the new york jets like Hillary Clinton?

both have Bills to push around

I was asked to play fantasy football today

I declined because being a Jets fan is enough fantasy.

If I had a nickel every time the Jets lost...

I could afford a ticket to the game!

Why weren't Soviet fighter jets ever any good?

Cause they were always Stalin

In Detroit, The Lions get blown out by the New York Jets....

In New York, The Jets blow out you!

Did you see the Browns game?

Not the first time the Browns have crashed the Jets in New York

What do you call a cross between an Encyclopedia and a squadron of fighter jets? [OC]

Flying in-formation.

What's the difference between the New York Jets and New York Jews?

New York Jews prevail with all odds against them.

Why is every fan in New York a Giants fan?

Because they hate Jets

The upward ejector seat was a great invention for fighter jets ...

... but I'm happy they didn't put it in a helicopter.

In the movie Top Gun, there are hot shot pilots pushing everything to the limit in sophisticated fighter jets.

Statistically they were GOING to lose a pilot, but even Death didn't know which one to take so he just walked around the room like "Duck, duck..."

What is Al-Qaeda's favorite sports team

The new york jets

A little boy's parents were getting divorced and he was in front of the judge....

Well, little boy, I've decided you're going to live with your mother.

NOOOOOOOOO! Not my mom! She beats me!!!!! Screamed the kid.

Oh. That's terrible. Ok. Well, your father, then.

NOOOOOOO! Not my father! He beats me, too!

The judge was totally perplexed. He has never had this problem.

Well, son, who would you like to live with?

The NY JETS. They don't beat nobody.

A soldier, airman, marine, and a sailor walk into a bar...

The soldier boasts, "Our camouflage is so good, we put 50 men in the desert and only 20 were found."

The airman retorts, "That's nothing. Our camouflage is so effective, we put 50 jets in the sky, and only 15 were found!"

The marine says, with a big grin, "Amateurs, our camouflage is so superior, we put 50 devil dogs in the jungle, and only 10 were found!"

Finally, a clearly distraught sailor on his 6th shot of whiskey says, "Our camouflage was so terrible, we pushed 50 sailors into the ocean, and only 5 were found."

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