Jethro Jokes
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Captain Picard meets Jethro Tull, the inventor (not the band) and says
"Make it sew, number one"
What would Al Gore's Jethro Tull cover band be called?
An Inconvenient Flute.
Jeb and Jethro
Jeb and Jethro live in the hills, about 5 miles outside of town. Jeb asks Jethro to go in to town to pick up some lumber. Jethro walks the 5 miles to town to the local
lumberyard.
"Jeb says we're gonna need some 4 x 2's" Jethro tells the yardman.
"Do you mean 2 x 4's?" asks the yardman.
"Well, I don't rightly know, I better go ask Jeb" says Jethro and walks the 10 miles to the hills and back to town.
"Jeb says we're gonna need 2 x 4's" Jethro tells the yardman.
"Now, how many 2 x 4's will you need?" asks the yardman.
"Well, I don't rightly know, I better go ask Jeb." says Jethro, and again walks the 10 miles to the hills and back to town.
"Jeb says were gonna need about 40 of 'em" Jethro tells the yardman.
"Now, how long will you need them?" asks the yardman.
"Well, I don't rightly know, I better go ask Jeb" says Jethro and yet again walks the 10 miles to the hills and back to town.
Upon returning Jethro says to the yardman, "Jeb says you better give 'em to us for a while . . . we're gonna build a barn."
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A h**... is the First in his Family to Attend Ninth Grade...
Jethro is the first in a long line of h**... and bumpkins to attend schooling beyond the eighth grade. After his first day of high school, the whole family is bursting with pride to see him swaggering up the driveway.
His father says, "Jethro, come tell us about that fancy high school! What'd you learn up there today?"
Jethro says, "Pa, they taught me some al-gee-bra."
His father is dumbstruck. "What is al-gee-bra, boy?"
Jethro says, "I ain't too sure. I think it's a math language."
His father says, "Well, speak some of that fancy al-gee-bra for us!"
Jethro says, "Pi R Squared."
Everyone in the family stops smiling. Jethro's father shakes his head. "No, boy. Pie are round. Cornbread are squared."
Anglo/German Dad Joke
Q: What do you call an elf that's afraid of Jethro Tull?
A: 10:45
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Appalachian couple get married
Jethro and Ellie Mae get married, and after the wedding party they happily drive off in his 68 Ford truck for their honeymoon. But about an hour later, Jethro storms back into his parents house, angrily slamming the door.
The father asks what's going on, and Jethro says, "The weddins off!" The father says, "Well, now sit down there young fella. I don't understand it. Uns had a nice big weddin, all the clans showed up, you youngins seem perfect for each other, what could go wrong?" Jethro says, "I know pa, but she's a v**...!" And the father says,"Well then you dun the right thing: if she's not good enuf fer her own family, she ain't god enuf fer ours."
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h**... Ma says to her son,
"Jethro, I need you to fix the outhouse."
"What fer ma?"
"Jis go 'n hava look."
So Jethro walks out to the outhouse, opens the door, and looks, "I don't see nothin wrong here ma," he says.
"Look closer," says Ma. Jethro moves into the outhouse.
"Still don't see nuthin," he says.
"Stick yer head in the hole."
"But, Ma."
"Jis do it." Of course Jethro knows better than to disobey his ma, so he sticks his head into the hole.
Then he hollers, "Oww, Ma, my beard's stuck."
"Aggravating isn't it?"
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