Jet Fuel Jokes
29 jet fuel jokes and hilarious jet fuel puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about jet fuel that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Jet Fuel Short Jokes
Short jet fuel jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The jet fuel humour may include short jet engine jokes also.
- What would be the American version of "Duck Quacks Don't Echo"? "Jet Fuel Don't Melt Steel Beams".
- And they say jet fuel can't melt steel beams... When Hillary will collapse from too much hot sauce
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Jet Fuel One Liners
Which jet fuel one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with jet fuel? I can suggest the ones about jet fighter and fuels.
- Fine Bros can't sue metal beams, Because they don't react to jet fuel.
- Roses are red, their stems are green ... Jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams.
- "Pikachu, use astonish!" *Leans into opponent's ear*
"Jet fuel can't melt steel beams." - What can't jet fuel melt melt aside from steel beams? Mountains.
- Funny thing about 9/11.... The fraction can't be reduced by jet fuel.
- Proof that Bush did 7/11 Jet fuel cant melt ICEE's
- Jet fuel Cant melt Steel beams. But steel beams can fall and crush people
- How often does jet fuel melt steel beams? 9/11
- Jet fuel can't melt Steel beams...
- You can lead a horse to water... but jet fuel can't melt steel beams.
- How many sides does a pentagon have? Jet fuel can't melt steel beams.
- Jet Fuel Can Melt Steel Beams Happy April Fools Everyone
Jet Fuel Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about jet fuel you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean car gas jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make jet fuel pranks.
Bud and Jim were a couple of drinking buddies...
who worked as airplane mechanics in Atlanta. One day the airport was fogged in and they were stuck in the hangar with nothing to do.
Bud says, "Man, I wish we had something to drink!" Jim says, "Me too. Y'know, I've heard you can drink jet fuel and get a buzz. You wanna try it?" So they pour themselves a couple of glasses of high octane h**... and get completely smashed.
The next morning Bud wakes up and is surprised at how good he feels. In fact he feels GREAT! NO hangover! NO bad side effects. Nothing! Then the phone rings... It's Jim.
Jim says, "Hey, how do you feel this morning?"
Bud says, "I feel great. How about you?"
Jim says, "I feel great, too. You don't have a hangover?"
Bud says, "No, that jet fuel is great stuff -- no hangover, nothing. We ought to do this more often."
"Yeah, well there's just one thing..."
"What's that?"
"Have you f**... yet?" "No....."
"Well, DON'T, 'cause I'm in PHOENIX!!!"
Two airplane mechanics
Bob and Tim work at Atlanta airport. Atlanta gets fogged in one night and nothing can take off or land so Bob and Tim have nothing to do. After work Bob and Tim usually have a drink on their way home, so Bob says to Tim, I heard that you can get a buzz off drinking jet fuel. Since they have nothing better to do, they try it. Finally, their shift is over and they get to go home. Next morning Bob calls Tim and says, How are you feeling? Tim says he's fine, never felt better. Bob asks, Do you have a hangover? Tim says no. Then Tim says, Wow this is great! We can drink all we want and not get a hangover. Then Bob says, Well, there is one side effect, Tim. Have you f**... yet? Tim says, No, why?
Bob says, I'm calling you from Detroit!
Dave and Jim were a couple of drinking buddies who worked as Aircraft mechanics in Melbourne.
One day the airport was fogged in and they were stuck in the hangar with nothing to do.
Dave said, "Man, I wish we had something to drink!"
Jim says, "Me too. Y'know, I've heard you can drink jet fuel and get a buzz. You wanna try it?"
So they pour themselves a couple of glasses of high octane booze and get completely smashed.
The next morning Dave wakes up and is surprised at how good he feels.
In fact he feels GREAT!
NO hangover!
NO bad side effects.
Nothing!
Then the phone rings.
It's Jim.
Jim says, "Hey, how do you feel this morning?"
Dave says, "I feel great, how about you?"
Jim says, "I feel great, too. You don't have a hangover?"
Dave says, "No that jet fuel is great stuff - no hangover, nothing. We ought to do this more often."
"Yeah, well there's just one thing."
"What's that?"
"Have you f**... yet?"
"No."
"Well, DON'T! 'Cause I'm in Perth!"