Jet Fighter Jokes
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- Pakistan has shot down 2 Indian Jet fighters. Using sophisticated Sikh - Heating missiles.
- The upward ejector seat was a great invention for fighter jets ... ... but I'm happy they didn't put it in a helicopter.
- My love life is like a Russian fighter jet... ... I get shot down before I even get close.
- What do you call a cross between an Encyclopedia and a squadron of fighter jets? [OC] Flying in-formation.
- What's the difference between a Boko Haram training camp and a Nigerian r**... camp? I don't know, I just fly the fighter jet.
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Jet Fighter One Liners
Which jet fighter one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with jet fighter? I can suggest the ones about tie fighter and fighter plane.
- Why weren't Soviet fighter jets ever any good? Cause they were always Stalin
- My brother took out 23 Russian fighter jets. He's the worst mechanic in all of Moscow.
- Why did the fighter jet go to the doctors office? Because it had ejectile dysfunction.
- Why French Fighter jet are name phantom? Because they don't exist.
- What do you call a jet fighter when you put a wig on it? A hairier jump jet!
- What do a c**... and a fighter jet have in common? A cockpit.
Ridiculous Jet Fighter Jokes to Spark Fun and Laughter
What funny jokes about jet fighter you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean mma fighter jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make jet fighter pranks.
Johny the Fighter Pilot
A teacher asks the kids in her 3rd grade class: "What do you want to be when you
grow up?"
Little Johnny says: "I wanna start out as a Fighter Pilot, then be a billionaire, go to the most expensive clubs, find me the finest p**..., give her a Ferrari worth over a million bucks, an apartment in Copacabana, a mansion in Paris, a jet to travel throughout Europe, an Infinite Visa Card, and all the while bang her like a loose screen door in a hurricane."
The teacher, shocked and not knowing what to do with this horrible response from little Johnny, decides not to acknowledge what he said and simply tries to continue with the lesson. "And how about you, Sarah?"
"I wanna be Johnny's p**...."
Fighter jock and the cargo pilot
A cargo plane is flying along, doing its cargo plane thing, when a fighter jet comes up alongside.
The fighter jock decides to poke some fun at the pilot who's forced to fly such an ungainly vessel.
"My plane's so much more advanced than yours. Watch this" says the jock, as he proceeds to do loop-de-loops, barrel rolls, corkscrews, and all manner of fast paced aerial acrobatics.
"Very impressive," responds the cargo pilot. "But that's nothing, watch this." For a half hour the large craft simply plods along straight as an arrow, not even so much as dipping the wings.
After a while, the cargo pilot comes back on the radio and says "So, what'd you think?"
Jock: "What d'you mean? You didn't do anything. You just flew straight for a while."
Cargo: "Oh no, that wasn't all. I got up, stretched my legs, got some coffee, went to the bathroom..."
A stuttering man wants to join the army
So he arrives at the base and gets in line. The first man approaches the drill seargent.
"Soldier, what do you want to do?"
"I want to drive a tank!" He is put to the tanks
The next man approaches. "I want to fly a plane!". So he takes to the skies in a fighter jet.
The stutterer then comes up.
"What do you want to to?"
"uh....uh-uh-uh---uh-uh-uh-uh..."
He was put in charge of the machine guns.
Gliding Eagles
Two eagles were gliding at a high altitude and discussing life, when a F-15 fighter jet zooms above them. It throws them off course and ruffles up their feathers.
They calm down and get back on track gliding next to each other.
The first eagle, excitedly 'Wow!! Now thats what I call speed!!'
The second eagle, calmly replies 'Trust me. You would be flying that fast too if your sphincter was on fire.'
In the movie Top Gun, there are hot shot pilots pushing everything to the limit in sophisticated fighter jets.
Statistically they were GOING to lose a pilot, but even Death didn't know which one to take so he just walked around the room like "Duck, duck..."