The Best 14 Jet Engines Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Jet Engines jokes. There are some jet engines jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these jet engines puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Jet Engines Jokes and Puns

I quit my job drilling ventilation holes in jet engines...

...it was just plane boring.

NASA CHICKEN CANON

NASA engineers build a cannon that launches dead chickens at the windshields of airplanes, military jets and such to test the strength of the windshields against collisions with airborne fowl.

British engineers are eager to test it on the windshields of their new high-speed trains. Arrangements are made, and a cannon is sent to the British engineers.

When the cannon goes off, the engineers stand shocked as the chicken crashes into the shatterproof shield, smashes it to smithereens, blasts through the control console, snaps the pilot's backrest in two, and embeds itself in the back wall of the cabin.

The horrified Brits send the Americans a report of the disastrous results, along with an urgent request for suggests on improving the windshield design.

The American engineers respond with a one-line memo: "Thaw the chicken."

So there were 4 people on a private jet

Oprah Winfrey, Donald trump, Barack obama, and this little girl.

In the middle of there flight, the engine shuts down and and there going to crash.

So Oprah Winfrey says the world needs me and grabs a parachute and jumps off.

Then Donald trump grabs a parachute and jumps off without saying anything.

Then there's only one parachute left.

Barack Obama says to the girl, little girl, you are the future to our country, you take the last parachute.

Then the little girl says actually there's two left.

Barack Obama says how ?

Then the little girl says because trump just took my school backpack.

How can you tell when a jet landing in Australia is from England?

When the engines are turned off the whining continues.

What's the difference between Donald Trump and a Jet Engine?

The jet engine stops whining when it gets to Florida.


What's the difference between a Pilot and a jet engine?

A jet engine stops whining after it lands

How do you turn $0.35 into $100 000?

Throw it into a jet engine.

What did one sub-orbital jet propulsion engineer say to the other?

This ain't exactly rocket science.

A lead singer gets blown by a big fan backstage at the end of a concert and all the band members find him naked.

Group: Ewww! Get a room!

Singer: I would if you could fit three blades the size of a jet engine into my living room!

Why does a jet engine turbine never sound like waltz?

Just because it is a huge metal fan.

Yes, It's true eagles can soar...

...but at least weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

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What did the first airplane engine say to the second airplane engine?

"Are we there soon?"
"Not jet."

What did the pilot told to passangers when he forgot words "take off"?

I activated exploding jet engine mode

Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

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