Jet Engine Jokes
23 jet engine jokes and hilarious jet engine puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about jet engine that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Jet Engine Short Jokes
Short jet engine jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The jet engine humour may include short jet fuel jokes also.
- How can you tell when a jet landing in Australia is from England? When the engines are turned off the whining continues.
- What's the difference between Donald Trump and a Jet Engine? The jet engine stops whining when it gets to Florida.
- What's the difference between a Pilot and a jet engine? A jet engine stops whining after it lands
- What's the difference between a jet engine and my wife? The jet engine stops whining when it gets to Miami.
- What did one sub-orbital jet propulsion engineer say to the other? This ain't exactly rocket science.
- Why does a jet engine turbine never sound like waltz? Just because it is a huge metal fan.
- What did the first airplane engine say to the second airplane engine? "Are we there soon?"
"Not jet." - What did the pilot told to passangers when he forgot words "take off"? I activated exploding jet engine mode
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Jet Engine One Liners
Which jet engine one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with jet engine? I can suggest the ones about jet fighter and engine.
- I quit my job drilling ventilation holes in jet engines... ...it was just plane boring.
- How do you turn $0.35 into $100 000? Throw it into a jet engine.
Hilarious Fun Jet Engine Jokes That Will Have You Rolling with Laughter
What funny jokes about jet engine you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean car engine jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make jet engine pranks.
NASA CHICKEN CANON
NASA engineers build a cannon that launches dead chickens at the windshields of airplanes, military jets and such to test the strength of the windshields against collisions with airborne fowl.
British engineers are eager to test it on the windshields of their new high-speed trains. Arrangements are made, and a cannon is sent to the British engineers.
When the cannon goes off, the engineers stand shocked as the chicken crashes into the shatterproof shield, smashes it to smithereens, blasts through the control console, snaps the pilot's backrest in two, and embeds itself in the back wall of the cabin.
The horrified Brits send the Americans a report of the disastrous results, along with an urgent request for suggests on improving the windshield design.
The American engineers respond with a one-line memo: "Thaw the chicken."
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So there were 4 people on a private jet
Oprah Winfrey, Donald trump, Barack obama, and this little girl.
In the middle of there flight, the engine shuts down and and there going to c**....
So Oprah Winfrey says the world needs me and grabs a parachute and jumps off.
Then Donald trump grabs a parachute and jumps off without saying anything.
Then there's only one parachute left.
Barack Obama says to the girl, little girl, you are the future to our country, you take the last parachute.
Then the little girl says actually there's two left.
Barack Obama says how ?
Then the little girl says because trump just took my school backpack.
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A lead singer gets blown by a big fan backstage at the end of a concert and all the band members find him n**....
Group: Ewww! Get a room!
Singer: I would if you could fit three blades the size of a jet engine into my living room!
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Yes, It's true eagles can soar...
...but at least weasels don't get s**... into jet engines.
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A passenger jet makes an emergency landing after an engine failure
A news crew is interviewing people coming off the plane.
Sir, asked the reporter, where you scared?
No, replied the man, I'm a Catholic, I prayed to St. Christopher, and I knew my faith would protect me.
The reporter moves on to the next available passenger, Sir, what was going through your mind?
I wasn't afraid, as an Evangelical, I know I've been saved.
The reporter, exasperated, moves on to a third passenger, Sir, I suppose you're also religious?
Yes, I'm a E-copalian
What's that?
I'm not sure anymore, but I know that landing scared the p**... out of me.
4 friends (Ladies) meet 30 years after school at reunion.....
One goes to take food while the other 3 start to talk about how
successful their sons became.
No. 1 says her son studied economics, became a banker and is so rich
he gave his best friend a ferrari.
No. 2 said her son became a pilot, started his own airline, became so
rich he gave his best friend a jet.
No. 3 said her son became an engineer, started his own development
company, became so rich he build his best friend a castle.
No 4. came back with a plate full of food and asked what the buzz is about.
They told her they were talking about how successful their sons became
and asked her about her son.
She said her son is gay and he works in a Gay Bar.
The other 3 said she must be very disappointed with her son for not
becoming successful.
" Oh no !! " said the Lady, he is doing good.
" Last week on his birthday he got a ferrari, a jet and a castle from
3 of his boyfriends..." .
All the 3 Ladies fainted ....
A blonde was on a jet...
...and midway through the flight, the pilot announced, "Ladies and gentlemen, we've lost one of our engines. We can get along perfectly well with the other three, but we'll be arriving at our destination half an hour late."
Soon after he came on again: "Ladies and gentlemen, a second engine has failed, but there's no cause for alarm. We will, however, be arriving one hour late."
A while later he announced: "Ladies and gentlemen, the third engine is no longer working. No need to panic, but we'll be arriving two hours later than scheduled."
The blonde's seatmate turned to her and said, "Oh, dear, I do hope that last engine doesn't go out."
"You and me both," said the blonde. "We'll be up here all day!"
"I would like one Lotto ticket, please."
Upon reaching the counter at his local market our fellow says, "I would like one Lotto ticket, please." The woman behind the counter looks at him disappointedly. "You don't want a Lotto ticket."
Not dissuaded, the man says, "Yes I do. One Lotto ticket please."
"It's a fool's bet." The woman says.
"No matter." says the fellow. "One Lotto Ticket, please." That's when she snapped on him.
"Listen, Bub. Do you know what the odds of winning the Lotto are? Do you? They're the same odds as having a 747 jumbo jet flying directly overhead and having one of it's engines tear off it's wing, come plummeting down to earth and Crush You Dead!" That instant, the ceiling broke through as a jumbo jet engine crashed down and killed the fellow in line behind him.
"I would like two Lotto tickets, please."
Air Force One crashes in a field..
A large jet plane crashed on a farm in the middle of rural Kentucky. Panic stricken, the local sheriff mobilized and descended on the farm in force. By the time they got there, the aircraft was totally destroyed with only a burned hull left, smoldering in a tree line that bordered the farm.
The sheriff and his men entered the smoking mess but could find no remains of anyone. They spotted the farmer plowing a field not too far away as if nothing had happened. They hurried over to the man's tractor. "Hank," the sheriff yelled, panting and out of breath.
"Did you see this terrible accident happen?" "Yep. Sure did," the farmer mumbled unconcerned, cutting off the tractor's engine. Do you realize that is Air Force One, the airplane of the President of the United States?" "Yep." "Were there any survivors?" "Nope. They's all kilt straight out, "the farmer answered. "I done buried them all myself. Took me most of the morning." "President Obama is dead?" the sheriff asked. "Well," the farmer grumbled, restarting his tractor.
"He kept a-saying he wasn't . . . But you know how bad that sumbitch lies.
A large plane crashed...
A large jet plane crashed on a farm in the middle of rural Kentucky. Panic stricken, the local sheriff mobilized and descended on the farm in force. By the time they got there, the aircraft was totally destroyed with only a burned hull left, smoldering in a tree line that bordered the farm.
The sheriff and his men entered the smoking mess but could find no remains of anyone. They spotted the farmer plowing a field not too far away as if nothing had happened. They hurried over to the man's tractor. "Hank," the sheriff yelled, panting and out of breath.
"Did you see this terrible accident happen?" "Yep. Sure did," the farmer mumbled unconcerned, cutting off the tractor's engine. Do you realize that is Air Force One, the airplane of the President of the United States?" "Yep." "Were there any survivors?" "Nope. They's all kilt straight out, "the farmer answered. "I done buried them all myself. Took me most of the morning." "President Obama is dead?" the sheriff asked. "Well," the farmer grumbled, restarting his tractor.
"He kept a-saying he wasn't . . . But you know how bad that sumbitch lies.
Air Force one goes down.
A large jet plane crashed on a farm in the middle of rural Kentucky. Panic stricken, the local sheriff mobilized and descended on the farm in force. By the time they got there, the aircraft was totally destroyed with only a burned hull left, smoldering in a tree line that bordered the farm.
The sheriff and his men entered the smoking mess but could find no remains of anyone. They spotted the farmer plowing a field not too far away as if nothing had happened. They hurried over to the man's tractor. "Hank," the sheriff yelled, panting and out of breath.
"Did you see this terrible accident happen?" "Yep. Sure did," the farmer mumbled unconcerned, cutting off the tractor's engine. Do you realize that is Air Force One, the airplane of the President of the United States?" "Yep." "Were there any survivors?" "Nope. They's all kilt straight out, "the farmer answered. "I done buried them all myself. Took me most of the morning." "President Obama is dead?" the sheriff asked. "Well," the farmer grumbled, restarting his tractor.
"He kept a-saying he wasn't . . . But you know how bad that sumbitch lies.